STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE
SPACE ASTEROID SHOOTER
NameSPACE ASTEROID SHOOTER
ALL achievements316
Overall progress (25%)
Hidden achievements65
Very simple (93%):Tutorial Done!
Very folding (22%):As I woke up I was staring a sky full of stars.



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A long time ago A long time ago
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in a galaxy far, far away... in a galaxy far, far away...
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the evil empire of the asteroids the evil empire of the asteroids
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send out their best soldiers send out their best soldiers
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to find one man. to find one man.
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That man is me. Captain Curtain... That man is me. Captain Curtain...
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and this is my story. and this is my story.
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A story full of despair, love and empty space. A story full of despair, love and empty space.
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A story so full of story that even the most uninterested once A story so full of story that even the most uninterested once
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will have problems to not listen to it. will have problems to not listen to it.
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A story that will take your children and grandchildren A story that will take your children and grandchildren
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and will make them a warm and healthy breakfast and will make them a warm and healthy breakfast
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with eggs with eggs
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and bacon and bacon
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and god damn pancakes! I know they love pancakes! and god damn pancakes! I know they love pancakes!
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A story that will steal your girlfriend and take her out for dinner. A story that will steal your girlfriend and take her out for dinner.
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That will make your grandma dance tango on the table. That will make your grandma dance tango on the table.
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And last but not least that will blow you... And last but not least that will blow you...
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...r mind like no one else ever did. ...r mind like no one else ever did.
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*making a disturbing sound of cleaning the throat *making a disturbing sound of cleaning the throat
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So one day I have been on the way to P32X4D So one day I have been on the way to P32X4D
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(that's the name of one of those designer planets (that's the name of one of those designer planets
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that they used to create near my galaxy... that they used to create near my galaxy...
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basically like a normal planet but just a bit more colorful... basically like a normal planet but just a bit more colorful...
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like when you pee in the snow and you realize that... like when you pee in the snow and you realize that...
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well I guess you got the point here.) well I guess you got the point here.)
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Where was I.... Oh yeah... P32X4D was one of those... Where was I.... Oh yeah... P32X4D was one of those...
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A nice place, with chicks everywhere and party all night long... A nice place, with chicks everywhere and party all night long...
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and damn, the nights there last for 3 and a half years... and damn, the nights there last for 3 and a half years...
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so you have plenty of time to go crazy before... so you have plenty of time to go crazy before...
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you have to go back to work on freaking Monday. you have to go back to work on freaking Monday.
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Basically what I am saying is, it was the best Basically what I am saying is, it was the best
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7 year long party weekend I ever had. 7 year long party weekend I ever had.
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And everything started as I went to a proton bar... And everything started as I went to a proton bar...
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just to get some positive vibes. just to get some positive vibes.
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There was a dude. He looked me in the face and said: There was a dude. He looked me in the face and said:
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Arrrrgsdh dsadawehasj sad sasdjsda sdsawd! Arrrrgsdh dsadawehasj sad sasdjsda sdsawd!
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My implemented toogle-translator-micro-chip translated: My implemented toogle-translator-micro-chip translated:
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Yuu luuk like sumeone whu needs sum fun. Yuu luuk like sumeone whu needs sum fun.
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(The translator chip does actually simulate the accent as well.) (The translator chip does actually simulate the accent as well.)
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He continued to tell me about that party planet and told me He continued to tell me about that party planet and told me
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that I could go with him to that awesome place... that I could go with him to that awesome place...
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if I would just do him 1 little favor. Just 1 little favor. if I would just do him 1 little favor. Just 1 little favor.
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I really wasn't the party guy and just came out of a very I really wasn't the party guy and just came out of a very
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unsatisfying relationship with Squirman. unsatisfying relationship with Squirman.
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(Half squirrel half human ) (Half squirrel half human )
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Anyhow he kept talking and seemingly ignored whatever I said Anyhow he kept talking and seemingly ignored whatever I said
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In the end, I was willing to do him one little favor... In the end, I was willing to do him one little favor...
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just to make him shut up. just to make him shut up.
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The favor turned out to be not such a big deal. The favor turned out to be not such a big deal.
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All I had to do was to walk into an old house All I had to do was to walk into an old house
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take a flower that was placed conveniently take a flower that was placed conveniently
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in the middle of the room in the middle of the room
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and deliver the flower to the guy. and deliver the flower to the guy.
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Afterwards, we had the already mentioned party weekend. Afterwards, we had the already mentioned party weekend.
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After having a hangover on Monday night... After having a hangover on Monday night...
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which of course also lasted for 3 and a half years which of course also lasted for 3 and a half years
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I decided... I decided...
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to finally leave the party planned and become... to finally leave the party planned and become...
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a respectable human being. a respectable human being.
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Probably I am the last human that lives in this galaxy. Probably I am the last human that lives in this galaxy.
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Most of us got extinct because of the intergalactic flue Most of us got extinct because of the intergalactic flue
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the last survivors escaped to other galaxies... the last survivors escaped to other galaxies...
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sadly the spaceship that they used to escape sadly the spaceship that they used to escape
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was hit by an asteroid shower and got totally demolished. was hit by an asteroid shower and got totally demolished.
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Basically, everyone died. Basically, everyone died.
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I, on the other hand, was unable to find my underwear I, on the other hand, was unable to find my underwear
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which resulted in me being late, like always. which resulted in me being late, like always.
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Therefore the spaceship left without me Therefore the spaceship left without me
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Which now results in me being the only human being alive. Which now results in me being the only human being alive.
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Anyhow, so I decided to leave the party planet... Anyhow, so I decided to leave the party planet...
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on my way through the departure gate, a policeman stopped me. on my way through the departure gate, a policeman stopped me.
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You... Stop you... he said. You... Stop you... he said.
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I stopped. I stopped.
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You... Come with me you... he said. You... Come with me you... he said.
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He was a huge firefly-like being. He was a huge firefly-like being.
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Instead of wings, he seemed to have something like... Instead of wings, he seemed to have something like...
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laser beams. laser beams.
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I looked at his face... I looked at his face...
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He seemed serious... He seemed serious...
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Then I looked at his laser-beam-wings Then I looked at his laser-beam-wings
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Those seemed dangerous and kept pulsating, Those seemed dangerous and kept pulsating,
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I then looked back at his face... I then looked back at his face...
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He no seemed angry about my hesitation. He no seemed angry about my hesitation.
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His laser beam wings smoothly changed into a dangerous red color. His laser beam wings smoothly changed into a dangerous red color.
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I opened my mouth, then closed it again and started I opened my mouth, then closed it again and started
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to follow him without saying anything. to follow him without saying anything.
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He guided me through many dark corridors He guided me through many dark corridors
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and finally stopped at the last door... and finally stopped at the last door...
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in the very darkest of all corners. in the very darkest of all corners.
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We entered the room and I was asked to sit down on a small chair. We entered the room and I was asked to sit down on a small chair.
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The room was built out of metal and was barely big enough The room was built out of metal and was barely big enough
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for the two of us to fit in. for the two of us to fit in.
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Inside of the room was the small chair that I was supposed Inside of the room was the small chair that I was supposed
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the huge police-man-ish creature sat on. the huge police-man-ish creature sat on.
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So, now you... what is your deal you?, he said. So, now you... what is your deal you?, he said.
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You seem to be a human, you... You seem to be a human, you...
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Like the human race you. Like the race that got extinct you. Like the human race you. Like the race that got extinct you.
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"Something terrible has happened. The queen of P32X4D was stolen you." "Something terrible has happened. The queen of P32X4D was stolen you."
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The queen was loved by everyone. The queen was loved by everyone.
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She was a woman of the public and a supporter of the poor. She was a woman of the public and a supporter of the poor.
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A great flower who even though she was a queen A great flower who even though she was a queen
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lived in a small house, like she was poor. lived in a small house, like she was poor.
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And yes, she was actually a flower. And yes, she was actually a flower.
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Even though she lived in a small house she had a very advanced Even though she lived in a small house she had a very advanced
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security system. security system.
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It basically froze everything It basically froze everything
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that entered the house and was not made out of that entered the house and was not made out of
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at least 60% water. at least 60% water.
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It was designed like this to make sure that the queen, It was designed like this to make sure that the queen,
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which again was a flower, got enough water to live. which again was a flower, got enough water to live.
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All the intelligent living beings in the whole galaxy All the intelligent living beings in the whole galaxy
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have been made out of a maximum of 40% water, have been made out of a maximum of 40% water,
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which means that the humans have been the only race which means that the humans have been the only race
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which would have been able to enter the house of the queen, which would have been able to enter the house of the queen,
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Well before they got extinct I mean. Well before they got extinct I mean.
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While I was listening to what happened While I was listening to what happened
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my head started hurting. my head started hurting.
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I knew a certain human who did recently enter a small house I knew a certain human who did recently enter a small house
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and kind of took a flower with him. and kind of took a flower with him.
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But who would have known that a simple flower But who would have known that a simple flower
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in a small house, would be the beloved queen of a whole planet. in a small house, would be the beloved queen of a whole planet.
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The police-bug has been watching me while he told me all of this. The police-bug has been watching me while he told me all of this.
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He now looked deeply into my eyes and said He now looked deeply into my eyes and said
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with a very serious and almost threatening tone: with a very serious and almost threatening tone:
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WILL YOU HELP US... YOU? WILL YOU HELP US... YOU?
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I replied I replied
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Ohm... Excuse me? Ohm... Excuse me?
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WILL YOU HELP US... YOU? WILL YOU HELP US... YOU?
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He repeated. He repeated.
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No I mean I already understood you. But help you with what? No I mean I already understood you. But help you with what?
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Oh was that not obvious you? We need to find the human... Oh was that not obvious you? We need to find the human...
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who stole the queen of our lovely planet. who stole the queen of our lovely planet.
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You are a human, aren't you you? You are a human, aren't you you?
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So you should know what a human thief is thinking. So you should know what a human thief is thinking.
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You will be from great benefit in finding the evil thief. You will be from great benefit in finding the evil thief.
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I stared in his bug buggy eyes... I stared in his bug buggy eyes...
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I was unsure how to respond to this I was unsure how to respond to this
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So I decided to simply stare at him and act like I was frozen. So I decided to simply stare at him and act like I was frozen.
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(Yes that was an active decision and (Yes that was an active decision and
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not just because I was confused and didn't know what to do.) not just because I was confused and didn't know what to do.)
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Suddenly the police-bug jumped off his chair... Suddenly the police-bug jumped off his chair...
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SUPER YOU! We are glad to have you on our side you SUPER YOU! We are glad to have you on our side you
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Prepare for launch you!!! Prepare for launch you!!!
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Before I even could do anything Before I even could do anything
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the small chair launched into the air. the small chair launched into the air.
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A small hole did open up in the seeling A small hole did open up in the seeling
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and I was shooting through a whole system of pipes and I was shooting through a whole system of pipes
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Everything was so fast that I must have lost conscience. Everything was so fast that I must have lost conscience.
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As I woke up I was staring a sky full of stars. As I woke up I was staring a sky full of stars.
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So many stars... So many stars...
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Basically only stars... Basically only stars...
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Wherever I was looking I could see only stars... Wherever I was looking I could see only stars...
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What was going on? Where was I? What was going on? Where was I?
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was I floating in space? was I floating in space?
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As I became aware of my situation As I became aware of my situation
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slowly a spaceship was fading in around me... slowly a spaceship was fading in around me...
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I remembered that there are spaceships like this I remembered that there are spaceships like this
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If the pilot falls asleep they will go into invisibility mode If the pilot falls asleep they will go into invisibility mode
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this is supposed to protect them from enemies this is supposed to protect them from enemies
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while the pilot is not able to react... while the pilot is not able to react...
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however, I didn't imagine, that they would actually turn invisible however, I didn't imagine, that they would actually turn invisible
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for the pilot as well. for the pilot as well.
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Welcome to flight XOXO. Welcome to flight XOXO.
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Said a voice from a loudspeaker. Said a voice from a loudspeaker.
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We are happy to have you with us. We are happy to have you with us.
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Your goal is to find the queen. Your goal is to find the queen.
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We do track your position continuously We do track your position continuously
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so whenever you find her we will be there to rescue her. so whenever you find her we will be there to rescue her.
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We wish you good luck, captain. We wish you good luck, captain.
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We will be waiting for your results. We will be waiting for your results.
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With that, the cracking voice from the loudspeaker was gone. With that, the cracking voice from the loudspeaker was gone.
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I was all alone. I was all alone.
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I looked at the controls of the spaceship I looked at the controls of the spaceship
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and recognized that those were surprisingly simple. and recognized that those were surprisingly simple.
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It basically only consisted of a joystick It basically only consisted of a joystick
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obviously to control the movement of my spaceship obviously to control the movement of my spaceship
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A big red button which was labeled with fire. A big red button which was labeled with fire.
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And a big green button which had a sticky mark on it. And a big green button which had a sticky mark on it.
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"Press in case that you found the queen. BUT ONLY THEN!!!, it said." "Press in case that you found the queen. BUT ONLY THEN!!!, it said."
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My head started hurting again. My head started hurting again.
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How did I come into this situation? How did I come into this situation?
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I did never fly a spaceship before. I did never fly a spaceship before.
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I actually have barely ever been in one... I actually have barely ever been in one...
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I was not the flying type I was not the flying type
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and preferred the comfort of teleportation and preferred the comfort of teleportation
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I mean how was I supposed to find a flower I mean how was I supposed to find a flower
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which was somewhere in the universe which was somewhere in the universe
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and basically got stolen by myself. and basically got stolen by myself.
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I decided it was best to take a short nap. I decided it was best to take a short nap.
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Too much thinking always got me tired Too much thinking always got me tired
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and there was nothing I could do in this situation anyway. and there was nothing I could do in this situation anyway.
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Do you really think it is the time to sleep, Sir Do you really think it is the time to sleep, Sir
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Asked a really polite voice. Asked a really polite voice.
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What? Who said that? What? Who said that?
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It is me, my good Sir. Your board computer. It is me, my good Sir. Your board computer.
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How can I be useful today? How can I be useful today?
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I scratched my head... I scratched my head...
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Hopefully, it wasn't one of those models that kept asking Hopefully, it wasn't one of those models that kept asking
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useless question forever... useless question forever...
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I... I am supposed to find a flower... a queen... a flower queen I... I am supposed to find a flower... a queen... a flower queen
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The reply was very short. The reply was very short.
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Scanning... Scanning...
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Then there was silence again... Then there was silence again...
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Are you still there? Are you still there?
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Hello? Hello?
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What is happening? What is happening?
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A little snoring was filling the air. A little snoring was filling the air.
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Did the board computer just fall asleep? Did the board computer just fall asleep?
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Computer! Wake up. What is wrong with you. Computer! Wake up. What is wrong with you.
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Oh excuse me, dear Sir. Oh excuse me, dear Sir.
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So I fell asleep once I finished my task So I fell asleep once I finished my task
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Anyhow, I have found what you are looking for. Anyhow, I have found what you are looking for.
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Would you like to take the direct route? Would you like to take the direct route?
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That was easy, I thought by myself. That was easy, I thought by myself.
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Then I told the board computer to take the direct route Then I told the board computer to take the direct route
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and to make me a nice fresh coffee. and to make me a nice fresh coffee.
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The coffee turned out to be a mistake The coffee turned out to be a mistake
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as it almost killed me as it almost killed me
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because it got teleported directly into my mouth. because it got teleported directly into my mouth.
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I leaned back and watched the stars. I leaned back and watched the stars.
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So small by yet so big. So small by yet so big.
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Like little shining hopes in the endless void. Like little shining hopes in the endless void.
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What a crazy world to be alive I thought by myself. What a crazy world to be alive I thought by myself.
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My thoughts got interrupted as the board computer announced. My thoughts got interrupted as the board computer announced.
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We are getting visitors. We are getting visitors.
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Seems like the evil empire of the asteroids is trying to stop us. Seems like the evil empire of the asteroids is trying to stop us.
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Suddenly an image of the party dude appeared Suddenly an image of the party dude appeared
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in front of my inner eye. in front of my inner eye.
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You seem to have figured out what happened. You seem to have figured out what happened.
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I really didn't. I really didn't.
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"Since you already know that I, the king of the asteroids, tricked you to bring me the flower queen" "Since you already know that I, the king of the asteroids, tricked you to bring me the flower queen"
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I really didn't. I really didn't.
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you will also know about my mighty army of asteroids." you will also know about my mighty army of asteroids."
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I really didn't. I really didn't.
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So better turn back now before they will crush you." So better turn back now before they will crush you."
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I really wanted. I really wanted.
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Before I could even say something the board computer answered. Before I could even say something the board computer answered.
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It is our duty to find the flower queen! It is our duty to find the flower queen!
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We will defeat your empire, so bring it on! We will defeat your empire, so bring it on!
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This sentence should later be known of the great declaration This sentence should later be known of the great declaration
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of war by the very fearless mighty Captain Curtain of war by the very fearless mighty Captain Curtain
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who single handily fought the whole empire of the asteroids. who single handily fought the whole empire of the asteroids.
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The following war would be known The following war would be known
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as the great 20-year asteroid showers. as the great 20-year asteroid showers.
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Which that the near asteroid started flying in our direction. Which that the near asteroid started flying in our direction.
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Luckily my spaceship was on autopilot Luckily my spaceship was on autopilot
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and a very fast moving object that was hard to hit. and a very fast moving object that was hard to hit.
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The board computer smoothly dodged the asteroids The board computer smoothly dodged the asteroids
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and prepared to fight back. and prepared to fight back.
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It even found the time It even found the time
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to teleport some more coffee into my mouth. to teleport some more coffee into my mouth.
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Soon after that like a cuatrillon astroids showed up Soon after that like a cuatrillon astroids showed up
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and tried to crush my spaceship under their enormous weight. and tried to crush my spaceship under their enormous weight.
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Because the board computer apparently was an incredible Because the board computer apparently was an incredible
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pilot they mostly didn't even come close to us. pilot they mostly didn't even come close to us.
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It also worked in our favor that asteroids are huge It also worked in our favor that asteroids are huge
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and very slow if it comes to changing the flight direction and very slow if it comes to changing the flight direction
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which made it much more easy to dodge the asteroids. which made it much more easy to dodge the asteroids.
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My spaceship destroyed the asteroids 1 by 1 while dodging My spaceship destroyed the asteroids 1 by 1 while dodging
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Because of the shire size of the army Because of the shire size of the army
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this took us around 20 years. this took us around 20 years.
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Here is a short summary of our war: Here is a short summary of our war:
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Asteroids approaching. Asteroids approaching.
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Dodge. Dodge.
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Shoot. Shoot.
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Asteroids approaching. Asteroids approaching.
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Dodge. Dodge.
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Shoot. Shoot.
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Asteroids approaching. Asteroids approaching.
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Dodge. Dodge.
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Shoot. Shoot.
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You get the idea. You get the idea.
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Finally 20 years later I had developed a serious coffee addiction Finally 20 years later I had developed a serious coffee addiction
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and maybe haven't slept for 10 days because of the constant and maybe haven't slept for 10 days because of the constant
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coffee that was teleported in my mouth. coffee that was teleported in my mouth.
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I thought I was hallucinating as I heard the words. I thought I was hallucinating as I heard the words.
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Well, that was easy. We are all done here, Sir. Well, that was easy. We are all done here, Sir.
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I looked out of the window and was what later was known I looked out of the window and was what later was known
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as the great astroid graveyards of the great 20-year war. as the great astroid graveyards of the great 20-year war.
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Amazing... I said sarcastically. Amazing... I said sarcastically.
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Great to hear you are satisfied with m work, Sir. Great to hear you are satisfied with m work, Sir.
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Now we will get you the queen! Now we will get you the queen!
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Without even waiting for my command the spaceship Without even waiting for my command the spaceship
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Calculated the coordination of a planet and started moving again. Calculated the coordination of a planet and started moving again.
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On the way the board computer On the way the board computer
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explained how he was able to generate energy out of explained how he was able to generate energy out of
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the potential existence of a molecule at a certain point the potential existence of a molecule at a certain point
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which also works if there is no molecule at that point because which also works if there is no molecule at that point because
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the source of power was only the potential of its existence the source of power was only the potential of its existence
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but not the existence itself. but not the existence itself.
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I really didn't listen at all. I really didn't listen at all.
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Then the spaceship stopped. Then the spaceship stopped.
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It had moved so fast that I didn't even recognize It had moved so fast that I didn't even recognize
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that there was a planet right in front of us. that there was a planet right in front of us.
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The spaceship landed and I went out. The spaceship landed and I went out.
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I looked around and saw an old man sitting on a bench. I looked around and saw an old man sitting on a bench.
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As I came closer he started shouting... As I came closer he started shouting...
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Ut is you! Yuu whu dufeatud muy armuy. Ut is you! Yuu whu dufeatud muy armuy.
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Yuu whu ruined muy purfect plun uf tuking uver P32X4D. Yuu whu ruined muy purfect plun uf tuking uver P32X4D.
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Wull, guud fur yuu thut wu astruid peuple Wull, guud fur yuu thut wu astruid peuple
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cun nut be ungry ut ull. Therefure U forguv yuu. cun nut be ungry ut ull. Therefure U forguv yuu.
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Nuw, sunce yuu ure hure and U huve nuthing butter tuu duu... Nuw, sunce yuu ure hure and U huve nuthing butter tuu duu...
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Huw ubuut u luttle partuy weeund un P32X4D? Huw ubuut u luttle partuy weeund un P32X4D?
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U du still rumember thu lust une... ut wus crazuy! U du still rumember thu lust une... ut wus crazuy!
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Besides our differences, Besides our differences,
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After being trapped in a spaceship for 20 years After being trapped in a spaceship for 20 years
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that was just what I needed at this moment. that was just what I needed at this moment.
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And we took off to another adventure... And we took off to another adventure...
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Tutorial Done! Tutorial Done!
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