STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE
Genital Jousting
NameGenital Jousting
ALL achievements28
Overall progress (10%)
Hidden achievements4
Very simple (47%):Go Left
Very folding (1%):Appalling Appetite



Save the link to your profile and you will see a list of achievements which have the introduction of the profile.
Icon Achievement Name OK? Progress Hidden?!
Most Improved Tapulator Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.		 ---
5%		 ---
Go Left Go Left
Move to the left.		 ---
46.7%		 ---
Go Right Go Right
Move to the right.		 ---
46.6%		 ---
Meet Your Maker Meet Your Maker
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3.1%		 Hidden
Summer Job Summer Job
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4.5%		 Hidden
Fire Inspector Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.		 ---
33.1%		 ---
Early Bird Early Bird
Swallow every worm.		 ---
1.8%		 ---
Sleep No More Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.		 ---
1.7%		 ---
Self Defence Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.		 ---
16.4%		 ---
Swan Tamer Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.		 ---
10.9%		 ---
Bulking Gear Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.		 ---
1.6%		 ---
Paperwork Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.		 ---
2.3%		 ---
Popcorn Buffet Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.		 ---
3.5%		 ---
Appalling Appetite Appalling Appetite
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1.3%		 Hidden
Clumsy Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.		 ---
6.4%		 ---
A Better John A Better John
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11.5%		 Hidden
Master Unlocker Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.		 ---
3.9%		 ---
Couch Party Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.		 ---
1.3%		 ---
Always Finishes First Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.		 ---
6.8%		 ---
Generous Lover Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game.		 ---
32.5%		 ---
Spare Wheel Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.		 ---
4.9%		 ---
The Perfect Partner The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence.		 ---
4.1%		 ---
My Precious My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.		 ---
3.3%		 ---
Magnetic Basshole Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.		 ---
3.9%		 ---
Safety First Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.		 ---
3.2%		 ---
Till Death Do Us Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.		 ---
9.7%		 ---
Autopaedicatio Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.		 ---
7%		 ---
Fussy Lover Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.		 ---
1.2%		 ---

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