STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE
NotCoD™
NameNotCoD™
ALL achievements73
Overall progress (10%)
Hidden achievements18
Very simple (34%):Not A Moron
Very folding (3%):Master Of My Own Fete



Save the link to your profile and you will see a list of achievements which have the introduction of the profile.
Icon Achievement Name OK? Progress Hidden?!
Not A Moron Not A Moron
Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.		 ---
33.6%		 ---
To War! To War!
Complete Basic Training.		 ---
29.1%		 ---
Down And Dirty Down And Dirty
Complete Mission 1.		 ---
27.2%		 ---
A Jolly Jaunt A Jolly Jaunt
Complete Mission 2.		 ---
20.4%		 ---
Who You Gonna Call? Who You Gonna Call?
Complete Mission 3.		 ---
16.3%		 ---
Clowning Around Clowning Around
Complete Mission 4.		 ---
15.2%		 ---
Ashes To Ashes Ashes To Ashes
Complete Mission 5.		 ---
14.1%		 ---
God Is On Your Side... God Is On Your Side...
Complete Mission 6.		 ---
12%		 ---
...Just Kidding! He’s Not ...Just Kidding! He’s Not
Complete Mission 7.		 ---
10%		 ---
Inner Demons Inner Demons
Complete Mission 8.		 ---
9.4%		 ---
Murder the Magnate Murder the Magnate
Complete Mission 9.		 ---
5.4%		 ---
Trench Foot Trench Foot
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.		 ---
3.5%		 ---
Master Of My Own Fete Master Of My Own Fete
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.		 ---
3.3%		 ---
A Ghost Of A Chance A Ghost Of A Chance
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.		 ---
3.1%		 ---
Crashing The Castle Crashing The Castle
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.		 ---
2.9%		 ---
A Grave Mistake A Grave Mistake
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.		 ---
2.9%		 ---
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace Heil Mary, Full Of Grace
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.		 ---
2.9%		 ---
You're Locked In Here With Me! You're Locked In Here With Me!
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.		 ---
2.9%		 ---
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.		 ---
2.8%		 ---
Ozymandias Ozymandias
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.		 ---
2.8%		 ---
To Be Continued... To Be Continued...
Complete Call of Judy.		 ---
5.4%		 ---
Or Was It Judith? Or Was It Judith?
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.		 ---
2.8%		 ---
Slayer Of Sponge Slayer Of Sponge
Destroy a totally innocent cake.		 ---
32.1%		 ---
Decturion Decturion
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.		 ---
33.7%		 ---
Centurion. Centurion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.		 ---
28.8%		 ---
Milturion. Milturion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.		 ---
13.6%		 ---
Splash! Splash!
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.		 ---
17.4%		 ---
KABOOM! KABOOM!
Blow up.		 ---
25.8%		 ---
Get Mounted Get Mounted
Complete your first mounted gun section.		 ---
26.4%		 ---
Hole Puncher Hole Puncher
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.		 ---
6.5%		 ---
Do You Know Who I Am? Do You Know Who I Am?
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.		 ---
24.7%		 ---
Baptised Baptised
Sponge. That. Sinner!		 ---
22.8%		 ---
Live Dangerously Live Dangerously
Ride the Ferris Wheel.		 ---
22.1%		 ---
Useless Information... Useless Information...
Find your first piece of Intel.		 ---
9.6%		 ---
...Or Surprising Insights? ...Or Surprising Insights?
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.		 ---
2.9%		 ---
Ice Cold Ice Cold
Destroy every ice cream van.		 ---
3.6%		 ---
Duck, Duck, Mousse Duck, Duck, Mousse
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.		 ---
3.7%		 ---
Lingerer Lingerer
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.		 ---
4.4%		 ---
I Need No Announcement I Need No Announcement
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.		 ---
3.6%		 ---
Thus Spake Kenneth Thus Spake Kenneth
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.		 ---
3.9%		 ---
He Shoots, He Scores! He Shoots, He Scores!
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.		 ---
3.9%		 ---
The Gospel According To Murdoch The Gospel According To Murdoch
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.		 ---
3.5%		 ---
Silence Is Golden Silence Is Golden
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.		 ---
3.1%		 ---
Nothing To Hide Nothing To Hide
Investigate the Surveillance system.		 ---
8.2%		 ---
Piece Of Pie Piece Of Pie
Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.		 ---
8.7%		 ---
Patience Of A Saint Patience Of A Saint
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.		 ---
6.7%		 ---
Sunday Schooling Sunday Schooling
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.		 ---
3.2%		 ---
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.		 ---
3.9%		 ---
We’ve Been Here Before… We’ve Been Here Before…
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.		 ---
4.7%		 ---
PC Master Race PC Master Race
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.		 ---
28.7%		 ---
Pure-Bred Console Player Pure-Bred Console Player
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.		 ---
6.5%		 ---
Oh Boy, A Friend! Oh Boy, A Friend!
Play split-screen.		 ---
3.7%		 ---
Sorry, No Refunds Sorry, No Refunds
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12.3%		 Hidden
Collateral Damage Collateral Damage
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2.8%		 Hidden
Told You So Told You So
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7.2%		 Hidden
Tomb Raider Tomb Raider
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4.8%		 Hidden
The Church's Dirty Little Secret The Church's Dirty Little Secret
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9.7%		 Hidden
Future Shock One Future Shock One
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2.7%		 Hidden
These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies
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2.8%		 Hidden
What Is Dead May Never Die What Is Dead May Never Die
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7.3%		 Hidden
If You Want Something Done Right… If You Want Something Done Right…
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3.1%		 Hidden
There But For The Grace Of God… There But For The Grace Of God…
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3.1%		 Hidden
Joseph's Favourite Son Joseph's Favourite Son
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3.2%		 Hidden
Feelin' Lucky, Punk? Feelin' Lucky, Punk?
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3.1%		 Hidden
Gazzer's Revenge Gazzer's Revenge
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2.9%		 Hidden
Open Wide Open Wide
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3%		 Hidden
Offshore Account Offshore Account
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2.9%		 Hidden
Well I’ll Be Damned Well I’ll Be Damned
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2.8%		 Hidden
0WN3D 0WN3D
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5.6%		 Hidden
PWN3D PWN3D
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5.6%		 Hidden
The People's Republic Of NotGames The People's Republic Of NotGames
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.		 ---
3.5%		 ---
NotBad NotBad
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.		 ---
5.9%		 ---
Doing What's Necessary Doing What's Necessary
Put Denis Down.		 ---
2.9%		 ---

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