STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE |
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Icon | Achievement Name | OK? | Progress | Hidden?! |
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0% Chance Experience death before being born. |
--- | 14.6% |
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One life is enough. Live out a single life, then quit the game. |
--- | 18.6% |
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POG Champ! You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything! |
--- | 5.5% |
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Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers? Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time. |
--- | 5.7% |
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Happy Family! Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life! |
--- | 5.2% |
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Hot pocket! You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator. |
--- | 5.3% |
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The Blood of Christ Tastes delicious! |
--- | 1.6% |
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Irresponsible Parents You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate. |
--- | 1.6% |
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Poor Investment Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions. |
--- | 5.4% |
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Pet Cemetery Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH! |
--- | 2.9% |
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Future Serial Killer! You’ve always looked good in red! |
--- | 1.6% |
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Angry Video Game Nerd You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to. |
--- | 5% |
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Warm Popsicle Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle? |
--- | 3.5% |
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But I don’t even believe in Jeebus! Just repent on your death bed! |
--- | 1.6% |
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In The Ghetto! It’s the hard knock life! |
--- | 1.5% |
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Tears From Heaven You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes |
--- | 2.5% |
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Participant Trophy Everyone is sooo special! |
--- | 1.6% |
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I Don’t Want To Grow Up! Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you. |
--- | 2.8% |
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Psychiatrist's Wet Dream Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO! |
--- | 2.8% |
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Early Warning Signs Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin. |
--- | 3.1% |
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Forever Young Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true! |
--- | 2.2% |
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Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! |
--- | 1.6% |
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D.A.R.E What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs. |
--- | 1.6% |
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Better Red Than Dead! Having a soul is overrated. |
--- | 5.1% |
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Smells Like Teen Spirit! Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man. |
--- | 2.8% |
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Everybody Hurts Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
--- | 3.1% |
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Rage Against The Machine Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain. |
--- | 2.9% |
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Darwin Award Nominee Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd! |
--- | 2.6% |
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Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People You can take my guns from my cold dead hands! |
--- | 1.6% |
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Margaritaville! Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!? |
--- | 2.1% |
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Being an Adult is Sad Enough Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed. |
--- | 2.2% |
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Which Radical Movement is Right for You? Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground! |
--- | 2.3% |
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Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper! |
--- | 2.3% |
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Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper! |
--- | 2% |
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Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?! |
--- | 2.1% |
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Get Off My Lawn! Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids! |
--- | 2.3% |
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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways? |
--- | 3.1% |
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In The Not Too Distant Future At least you still have all those red sweaters! |
--- | 1.5% |
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Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams 9/11 was an inside job. |
--- | 3.6% |
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Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son! You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer? |
--- | 5.3% |
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When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room |
--- | 1.6% |
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Curiosity Killed The Cat Live 9 lives in Womb Room |
--- | 8.6% |
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One Life To Live Experience your first death outside the Womb Room |
--- | 9.1% |
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Massacre Die 50 times in Womb Room |
--- | 3.2% |
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Living Hell Die 100 times in Womb Room |
--- | 2.3% |
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Masochist Die 1,000 times in Womb Room |
--- | 1.7% |
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Life is Meaningless Die 10,000 times in Womb Room |
--- | 1.6% |
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