| STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE | 
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| Very simple (19%): |  | Very folding (2%): |  | 
| Icon | Achievement Name | OK? | Progress | Hidden?! | 
|  | 0% Chance Experience death before being born. | --- | 14.5% | --- | 
|  | One life is enough. Live out a single life, then quit the game. | --- | 18.7% | --- | 
|  | POG Champ! You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything! | --- | 5.5% | --- | 
|  | Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers? Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time. | --- | 5.7% | --- | 
|  | Happy Family! Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life! | --- | 5.2% | --- | 
|  | Hot pocket! You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator. | --- | 5.3% | --- | 
|  | The Blood of Christ Tastes delicious! | --- | 1.7% | --- | 
|  | Irresponsible Parents You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate. | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | Poor Investment Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions. | --- | 5.4% | --- | 
|  | Pet Cemetery Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH! | --- | 2.9% | --- | 
|  | Future Serial Killer! You’ve always looked good in red! | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | Angry Video Game Nerd You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to. | --- | 5% | --- | 
|  | Warm Popsicle Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle? | --- | 3.6% | --- | 
|  | But I don’t even believe in Jeebus! Just repent on your death bed! | --- | 1.7% | --- | 
|  | In The Ghetto! It’s the hard knock life! | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | Tears From Heaven You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes | --- | 2.5% | --- | 
|  | Participant Trophy Everyone is sooo special! | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | I Don’t Want To Grow Up! Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you. | --- | 2.8% | --- | 
|  | Psychiatrist's Wet Dream Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO! | --- | 2.8% | --- | 
|  | Early Warning Signs Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin. | --- | 3.1% | --- | 
|  | Forever Young Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true! | --- | 2.2% | --- | 
|  | Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | D.A.R.E What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs. | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | Better Red Than Dead! Having a soul is overrated. | --- | 5.1% | --- | 
|  | Smells Like Teen Spirit! Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man. | --- | 2.8% | --- | 
|  | Everybody Hurts Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? | --- | 3.1% | --- | 
|  | Rage Against The Machine Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain. | --- | 2.9% | --- | 
|  | Darwin Award Nominee Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd! | --- | 2.6% | --- | 
|  | Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People You can take my guns from my cold dead hands! | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | Margaritaville! Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!? | --- | 2.2% | --- | 
|  | Being an Adult is Sad Enough Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed. | --- | 2.2% | --- | 
|  | Which Radical Movement is Right for You? Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground! | --- | 2.4% | --- | 
|  | Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper! | --- | 2.3% | --- | 
|  | Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper! | --- | 2% | --- | 
|  | Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?! | --- | 2.1% | --- | 
|  | Get Off My Lawn! Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids! | --- | 2.3% | --- | 
|  | Hello Darkness, My Old Friend Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways? | --- | 3.1% | --- | 
|  | In The Not Too Distant Future At least you still have all those red sweaters! | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams 9/11 was an inside job. | --- | 3.6% | --- | 
|  | Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son! You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer? | --- | 5.3% | --- | 
|  | When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
|  | Curiosity Killed The Cat Live 9 lives in Womb Room | --- | 8.6% | --- | 
|  | One Life To Live Experience your first death outside the Womb Room | --- | 9.2% | --- | 
|  | Massacre Die 50 times in Womb Room | --- | 3.2% | --- | 
|  | Living Hell Die 100 times in Womb Room | --- | 2.3% | --- | 
|  | Masochist Die 1,000 times in Womb Room | --- | 1.7% | --- | 
|  | Life is Meaningless Die 10,000 times in Womb Room | --- | 1.6% | --- | 
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