| STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE | 
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| Very simple (26%): |  | Very folding (3%): |  | 
| Icon | Achievement Name | OK? | Progress | Hidden?! | 
|  | The Inspectinator You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office. | --- | 26.4% | --- | 
|  | Sneaky Bastard You found the secret entrance to the Safe House. | --- | 15.1% | --- | 
|  | Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1 You heard about Cardholder's exploits. | --- | 3.9% | --- | 
|  | Low Blow You hit Chuck where it counts. | --- | 15.1% | --- | 
|  | Blasphemy! How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame. | --- | 7% | --- | 
|  | Nancy Would Be Disappointed You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve. | --- | 6.9% | --- | 
|  | Rutabaga/Arugula You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself? | --- | 3.9% | --- | 
|  | Cinephile You looked at the posters. We love you. | --- | 10.6% | --- | 
|  | Push It To The Limit... LIMIT! You won at Majestic Night-ing. | --- | 11.2% | --- | 
|  | The Truth Is In Here You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth. | --- | 3.3% | --- | 
|  | The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it. | --- | 7.9% | --- | 
|  | Basement Dweller Extermination You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement. | --- | 12.9% | --- | 
|  | Air America The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now. | --- | 4.2% | --- | 
|  | Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2 You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits. | --- | 7.7% | --- | 
|  | Media Unrelations Way to piss off the informant, hero. | --- | 5.2% | --- | 
|  | Media Relations You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats? | --- | 3.9% | --- | 
|  | Where you're going, you don't need... Your things You left your office without getting your stuff. | --- | 3.6% | --- | 
|  | Find Your Centre You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen. | --- | 3.6% | --- | 
|  | It's Not Paranoia... You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up. | --- | 5.8% | --- | 
|  | Callie's got a gun You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom. | --- | 5.4% | --- | 
|  | Passed it to the left hand side Spoke to the Cowboy | --- | 6.6% | --- | 
|  | Jukebox Odd Docs You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox | --- | 3.4% | --- | 
|  | "Put some goddamn clothes on!" You killed the Underpants Warrior | --- | 9% | --- | 
|  | Don't spend it all in one place You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass. | --- | 7% | --- | 
|  | You spent it all in one place You gave the nickles to the bum. | --- | 5.1% | --- | 
|  | Elevator Action You took the elevator to the basement | --- | 5.4% | --- | 
|  | Rear Window You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's | --- | 4.1% | --- | 
|  | Re-cheevo You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!? | --- | 3.4% | --- | 
|  | Cardholder's Wall of Crazy You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better. | --- | 4.2% | --- | 
|  | When you gotta go... Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke. | --- | 3.1% | --- | 
|  | "We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?" Use the radio to divert attention of guards. | --- | 6% | --- | 
|  | Poor ol' Jerry You learned about Jerry's miserable life. | --- | 3.8% | --- | 
|  | These belong in a museum! You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact. | --- | 6.6% | --- | 
|  | Sharing Is Caring | --- | 2.8% | Hidden | 
|  | Cruisin' Together Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi | --- | 2.7% | --- | 
|  | Art Appreciation class Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby. | --- | 2.9% | --- | 
|  | Frisky Business Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple | --- | 3% | --- | 
|  | DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security | --- | 2.6% | --- | 
|  | Eavesdrop I Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller | --- | 2.9% | --- | 
|  | Best. Coverstory. EVER. Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine. | --- | 2.7% | --- | 
|  | Eavedrop II Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices | --- | 3.2% | --- | 
|  | Urinal World of Hurt Survive the bathroom encounter | --- | 3.1% | --- | 
|  | Global Thermonuclear War Try to play games on the computer | --- | 2.8% | --- | 
|  | I Have No Recollection Of That Inspect the DC9 | --- | 3.3% | --- | 
|  | Collateral Damage Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush | --- | 3.1% | --- | 
|  | Tactical Withdrawal Kill no villagers in the Ambush | --- | 2.7% | --- | 
|  | Insert 'lion' pun here Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole | --- | 2.9% | --- | 
|  | See ya Later... Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole | --- | 3% | --- | 
|  | Dead end. Get it? Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole | --- | 3.2% | --- | 
|  | ...But it was all a dream! Made it through mystical tent. | --- | 3.1% | --- | 
|  | But That Trick Never works! Tried the 'Presto' magic trick. | --- | 3.2% | --- | 
|  | Evil not-so-dead Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell. | --- | 2.9% | --- | 
|  | Musical appreciation | --- | 3% | Hidden | 
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