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Name	POSTAL 2
ALL achievements	89
Overall progress (16%)
Hidden achievements	15

Very simple (67%):

Very folding (3%):

Icon	Achievement Name	OK?	Progress	Hidden?!
	R. Kelly's Protege Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.	---	66.5%	---
	Duck Dynasty Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.	---	50.3%	---
	Here, Wilfred Gained your first dog helper.	---	46.6%	---
	Chapelle's Show Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.	---	8.5%	---
	Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.	---	48.6%	---
	Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.	---	4.4%	---
	Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Survived Monday.	---	51.9%	---
	C U Next Tuesday Survived Tuesday.	---	33.1%	---
	OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Survived Wednesday.	---	26.9%	---
	It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Survived Thursday.	---	21%	---
	Workin' for the Weekend Survived Friday.	---	17.9%	---
	Screw Bill Lumbergh! Survived Saturday.	---	14%	---
	I swear, I thought it was a home fill Exploded a nuclear bomb.	---	10.4%	---
	Cesar Millan is Very Happy Mauled 30 people with your dog.	---	6.4%	---
	OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Roasted 30 people with fire.	---	19.8%	---
	Rebecca Black's Nightmare Totaled 30 cars.	---	9.6%	---
	Hello, Newman Kicked 30 dogs.	---	4.9%	---
	Darth Maul'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.	---	13.7%	---
	Reddit would be proud. Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.	---	9.1%	---
	Pussy on a Pedestal Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.	---	5.3%	---
	I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.	---	18.8%	---
	Uncle T-Bag Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.	---	5.4%	---
	Do you even Enzyte, bro? Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.	---	27.3%	---
	Running With Scissors Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.	---	8.6%	---
	Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Killed over 1,000 people.	---	17.1%	---
	And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Killed all of the book protestors in the library.	---	20.9%	---
	Lieberman is our Leader! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.	---	30.9%	---
	Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.	---	24.3%	---
	Can't Touch This Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.	---	16%	---
	Fear and Loathing Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.	---	4.8%	---
	Señor Cornballer Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.	---	8.2%	---
	GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.	---	18.6%	---
	Rick Grimes 4 Life Made 30 zombies lose their heads.	---	9.1%	---
	Anustart! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.	---	4.1%	---
	40 Year Old Virgin Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)	---	3.8%	---
	CAN YOU DIG IT?! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)	---	3.6%	---
	Planet of the Apes: The Musical Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.	---	4.1%	---
	Scientology Level: OT VIII Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.	---	3.4%	---
	Fur Sure! Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.	---	30.2%	---
	It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.	---	33.5%	---
	Where's Mr. McGibblets? Gave Krotchy the bad touch.	---	19%	---
	Finkle IS Einhorn! Gave a kickoff to a severed head.	---	32.1%	---
	Anger Management With Roger Clemens Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.	---	9.5%	---
	Shiva Blast "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.	---	9.8%	---
	Don't taze me, bro! Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.	---	5.5%	---
	I Am Legend Committed suicide... the Taliban way.	---	9.8%	---
	I should buy a boat Read the newspaper every day.	---	8.8%	---
	Friend of Dorothy Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.	---	61.4%	---
	Officer McLovin' Asked a police officer to sign your petition.	---	45.1%	---
	Paid the Piper Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.	---	12.8%	---
	Well, aren't YOU a badass Kicked open a door.	---	55.9%	---
	I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Put out someone that's on fire.	---	36.9%	---
	It's sterile and I like the taste Sucked down your own piss.	---	36.6%	---
	It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.	---	30.4%	---
	FAB-U-LOUS! Wore all three outfits.	---	14.7%	---
	I don't need virgins for this Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.	---	6.2%	---
	A-Rod Who? Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.	---	11.5%	---
	Door Mat Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.	---	14.9%	---
	Chuck Norris'd! Killed someone with a flying jump kick.	---	11.2%	---
	One time, at band camp... Saved the marching band from explody death.	---	6.6%	---
	There's always money in the banana stand	---	9.9%	Hidden
	SCREW that game!	---	4.5%	Hidden
	Found 'em faster than GWB	---	8.4%	Hidden
	Gotta pay the Troll Toll	---	17.2%	Hidden
	John Rambo'd!	---	7.9%	Hidden
	Gary vs. The K. Man	---	4.1%	Hidden
	You are not alone	---	13.3%	Hidden
	Thanks for the money! Finished all seven days.	---	9.2%	---
	GABAGOOOOOL! Reunited with an old friend.	---	8.2%	---
	Holocaust: Part Deux Reunited with an old enemy.	---	6.8%	---
	Rain on your Wedding Day Reunited with an old flame.	---	6.1%	---
	Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.	---	5.6%	---
	Better than POSTAL III Rescued your loyal companion.	---	4.6%	---
	My Name is Jesus Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.	---	3.1%	---
	Harder than r/gonewild Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.	---	3%	---
	Adderall4All Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)	---	3.1%	---
	Ape Gape	---	4.7%	Hidden
	Dick Message	---	4.5%	Hidden
	PooMasher	---	3.7%	Hidden
	Hobo Sexual	---	3.8%	Hidden
	Ginger Mint	---	6.1%	Hidden
	Ode to Eddings	---	3.3%	Hidden
	Ladies Love Cake	---	3.9%	Hidden
	Rich on Reddit Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.	---	3.7%	---
	BioShocked Spent $2000 on vending machines.	---	4.6%	---
	Gettin DP'd Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.	---	4.8%	---
	You Snow Nothing John Blow Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.	---	3.4%	---
	RAFIBOMB!!! Kicked 10 people in the balls.	---	9.5%	---
	I'm not even supposed to be here today!	---	12.7%	Hidden