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Rank B Level 1 Achievement What is the meaning of life? |
--- | 96.6% |
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Rank B Level 2 Achievement What is consciousness? |
--- | 64.2% |
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Rank B Level 3 Achievement What does your soul smell like? |
--- | 54.8% |
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Rank B Level 4 Achievement Why is ice cream so yummy? |
--- | 40.5% |
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Rank B Level 5 Achievement Is it easier to love or to be loved? |
--- | 33.2% |
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Rank B Level 6 Achievement Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind? |
--- | 28.7% |
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Rank B Level 7 Achievement Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?! |
--- | 26.6% |
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Between the Cheeks Aim true and land an arrow in the crack |
--- | 73.8% |
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Flat Earth?! Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world |
--- | 8.8% |
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99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello |
--- | 41.4% |
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Act of Kindness I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person |
--- | 36.1% |
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Meaty Chunks in Gravy Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?! |
--- | 14.1% |
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Credit Score Voluntarily look at the credits screen |
--- | 8.7% |
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Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars Get promoted to RANK A |
--- | 24.8% |
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Kicker for Coins Collect all coins while carving up the powder |
--- | 3.6% |
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Destroy Every Jared Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell |
--- | 4.9% |
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The Hedgehog Help Boric find the secret achievement |
--- | 12.9% |
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Wash Your Partner's Hair? Listen to enough of the knight's advice |
--- | 31.5% |
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Eagle Eye Cherub Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw) |
--- | 6.8% |
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Gotta Play 'em All! Play every stage at least once |
--- | 9.5% |
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Rank A Level 1 Achievement If a tree falls in the woods. BANG? |
--- | 23.9% |
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Rank A Level 2 Achievement Is the truth out there? |
--- | 20.6% |
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Rank A Level 3 Achievement What if Jack can't save the president? |
--- | 18.7% |
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Rank A Level 4 Achievement Was it the chicken or the egg? |
--- | 17.3% |
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Rank A Level 5 Achievement RGB or CMYK? |
--- | 15.7% |
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Rank A Level 6 Achievement Dogs vs cats - who wins? |
--- | 15% |
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Rank A Level 7 Achievement Shitsurei shimasu |
--- | 13.9% |
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Rank S Level 1 Achievement 42 |
--- | 9.9% |
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King of the Hillock Get promoted to RANK S |
--- | 14.6% |
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Fuel Fight Scare your customer away with gross negligence |
--- | 5.1% |
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Mobile Snake Eater Collect 3 coins using your really old phone |
--- | 13.1% |
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Hawkeye Choose the cup with the ball inside |
--- | 27% |
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Breaking News! Read the news without making any mistakes |
--- | 22.5% |
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Loose Change POING! Collect all the coins on this stage |
--- | 25.3% |
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Accessorise Oooh look at you! |
--- | 96% |
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QWERTY Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare |
--- | 36.8% |
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Shredder SHRED a 66 combo |
--- | 11.4% |
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Some of Them Are Just Jerks Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink |
--- | 4.3% |
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Picture Perfect Get all 5 photos without screwing up |
--- | 50.1% |
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Yoga Noogie Make shapes! Don't miss any coins! |
--- | 15.3% |
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Game, Set and TRASHED Ruin the game |
--- | 5.9% |
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Underpants Present your underpants in court |
--- | 10.1% |
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Hammer Faux Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage |
--- | 6% |
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Salmon Jared Salmon Line up the pictures to get a prize... |
--- | 8.9% |
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"I Don't Want To Be Human" Dock your ship upside down |
--- | 20.3% |
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Bounce Fifteen Skip the stone fifteen times |
--- | 33.8% |
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Autobahn Crash into the trophy van |
--- | 25.5% |
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Gone Fishin' Catch 3 coins while fishing |
--- | 12.9% |
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You Can't Hurt Me Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage |
--- | 18.7% |
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Last Second Punch Beat the boxer in the last second |
--- | 4.8% |
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Time Lord Be super accurate when setting the time |
--- | 18.8% |
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Daily Yamazako Complete your first Daily Challenge |
--- | 25.8% |
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Doh! React without thinking |
--- | 59.2% |
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Sausage Nibbler Take ten bites of the hotdog |
--- | 3.9% |
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BANGers and Mash Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer |
--- | 14.3% |
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Mmmm Crunchy Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs |
--- | 12% |
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Number 1, Please Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins |
--- | 6.5% |
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Maneki-Neko Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb |
--- | 14.1% |
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Gone in 30 Seconds Finish rallying within half a minute |
--- | 4.6% |
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Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn Knock over 8 gnomes |
--- | 4.9% |
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Lost Your Marbles Lose 15 marbles |
--- | 4.5% |
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Brundlefly Squash the fly within 5 seconds |
--- | 23.7% |
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A-Maze-Ing Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy |
--- | 10.1% |
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Densha De Stop Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool |
--- | 5.1% |
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Perfect! Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage |
--- | 19.3% |
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Meow Meow Meow Vacuum at least 80% of the dust |
--- | 14.4% |
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Card Sharp Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes |
--- | 8% |
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Vegetarian Make a really nice vegetarian pizza |
--- | 4.5% |
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Pelted Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less |
--- | 10.6% |
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Steven C. Gull Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around |
--- | 26.4% |
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100% Dolphin Free Swim to the finish line without taking damage |
--- | 14% |
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Atomic Number 79 Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE |
--- | 22.9% |
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! |
--- | 45.2% |
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Mount Splash-Score Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage |
--- | 9.5% |
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Golden Arms Go postal in the restroom |
--- | 18.1% |
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Hidden Robot Cat Jump on the hidden enemy's head |
--- | 6.2% |
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Korean Guy Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds |
--- | 15.2% |
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Civil Obedience Don't smash the car |
--- | 10.6% |
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Hinty McHintface Get every page of the hint book |
--- | 8% |
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Meow Meow Bleargh! Throw up |
--- | 16.9% |
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4 Minute Meower Complete the trial in under 4 minutes |
--- | 3.6% |
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