STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE

Short Fuse
NameShort Fuse
ALL achievements50
Overall progress (7%)
Hidden achievements0
Very simple (70%):Hydrant!
Very folding (0):Bounced 10,000 Times!



Save the link to your profile and you will see a list of achievements which have the introduction of the profile.
Icon Achievement Name OK? Progress Hidden?!
Collided with The Don Collided with The Don
Others have seen The Don walking around - you have done more!
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27.7%
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Gone Bowling Gone Bowling
Hit a bowling ball
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33.3%
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Exploded the Largest Bomb Exploded the Largest Bomb
Bombs are like mood swings - the bigger the better!
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14.8%
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Hydrant! Hydrant!
Ever wondered what's inside of those? Ferrets! Lots of ferrets! Also, water
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70.3%
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All The Hydrants! All The Hydrants!
Break all hydrants in a level
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3.7%
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Bounced 100 times! Bounced 100 times!
Bounced on at least 100 trampolines
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29.6%
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Bounced 1000 Times! Bounced 1000 Times!
What's better than 100? 1000 of course!
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1.8%
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Bounced 10,000 Times! Bounced 10,000 Times!
Ten Thousand Trampoline bounces - wow, you better take a break!
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0
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Charles Davis III Charles Davis III
You've unlocked the most sophisticated of the players
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14.8%
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Who's the bestest boy? Who's the bestest boy?
You are! For unlocking doggo! Good job!
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14.8%
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Clean Air! Clean Air!
Clean air - who would want that in their lungs if you can have 100% artificial, healthy, glorious smoke???
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18.5%
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The Barn Light The Barn Light
The Light! The Light! It's so cold... The light is so cold!
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11.1%
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Join The Rangers! Join The Rangers!
Go and sign up! Or at least knock on their door. Maybe smacking into their station will work, too!
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7.4%
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Healthy Eating! Healthy Eating!
Quinoa is a flowering plant in the amaranth family. It's supposedly healthy and tastes like butt - so luckily this achievement has nothing to do with it. Just hit that clown, he's hiding somewhere out there!
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0
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Meet the Senator Meet the Senator
Have you met her? Have you had drinks with her? Petted her dog? She has a dog, right? She looks like she should have a dog. Maybe a Mastiff or a Great Dane. Yeah, his name is probably Jackson.
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3.7%
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Join The Heist! Join The Heist!
You met Milhouse? Great - check your pockets. Your shoes too. There might be microphones hidden now...
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20.3%
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Winston McFreely Winston McFreely
Have you seen Lucy's ass? It's big and round and has all kinds of colors!
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0
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Choo Choo! Choo Choo!
Hit all tanker train cars in the level!
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3.7%
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Hit that plastic moving bin thing Hit that plastic moving bin thing
Know those moving thingies? To transport dirt. You know the one. Your grandfather had one made of metal. I'm sure they have a name, but my dictionary is in the other room. Could you get it? Please? I trade you a cookie for it...
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3.7%
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Pladimir Vutin has my Vote! Pladimir Vutin has my Vote!
No seriously. I was just about to submit it and he grabbed it and ran away giggling. Do you mind getting it back for me?
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0
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Weekend with this guy! Weekend with this guy!
He rocks. He's the best. If it wasn't for that darn restraining order, I'd jump him right into his face! Or break into his home at night, make some toast, butter it real good, and leave it for him on is bedside table.
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0
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Who's the best boy? Who's the best boy?
No wait, we already got an achievement with that name. Oh well. I'll fix that later. I'm sure I'll remember!
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1.8%
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Tomatoes! Tomatoes!
At least we didn't ask you find something tiny like a catchup packet!
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0
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Put some money in the parking meter! Put some money in the parking meter!
Yas! Now there is something exciting! Feeding a parking meter! Yeah! YASSS! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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3.7%
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Find Bubba! Find Bubba!
Then hit him. Not on him though - he'll probably do that for you!
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0
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Merry Christmas everyone! Merry Christmas everyone!
Congrats. You have hit Santa. I bet he fell over and didn't get up. I hope you feel good about yourself!
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3.7%
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Everyone loves Mommy K! Everyone loves Mommy K!
Bounce bounce bounce - now it's your turn
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0
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Pinky Bear Pinky Bear
Be gentle with her!
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0
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Don't walk into the light! Don't walk into the light!
Bounce into it instead!
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3.7%
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What's better than stale bread? What's better than stale bread?
Toast of course! Let's see if there are crumbs left inside the toaster!
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1.8%
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Ouch ouch ouch Ouch ouch ouch
That was probobably a bad idea...
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3.7%
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Tkae me out to the ballgame! Tkae me out to the ballgame!
Bad news though - I already ate all the hotdogs and drunk all the beer...
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1.8%
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Giant Mushroom! Giant Mushroom!
Need we say more?
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0
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U Boat! U Boat!
That's German for submarine! Or Klingon for your momma is so far she needs a periscope to see past her triple chin!
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0
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Hole In One! Hole In One!
Can you score one more homerun? Just grab this ball and make it to the endzone to score the next goal!
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3.7%
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Watch some TV! Watch some TV!
We first wanted you to hit a normal sized TV, but we figured we'd make it easy on you so now it's a sign. Have at it!
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20.3%
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Talk to Yorick! Talk to Yorick!
To be, or not to be isn't a question. How to reach that darn skull however is!
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5.5%
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Good Reception! Good Reception!
Can you go up on the roof and adjust the antenna? The reception is a bit fuzzy right now.
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0
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John The Blue John The Blue
We all know John Lennon, John Wayne, and John Wick. But now it's time for John The Blue. Literally. Time to go!
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1.8%
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I Scream! You Scream! We All Scream For... I Scream! You Scream! We All Scream For...
Generic Ice Cream? What? How lazy can the developers be? They didn't even bother with a brand name, they just labelled the truck Ice Cream! And who the heck put it on that helicopter pad? You can thank Lazar for that. Let's all say it together: Th
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3.7%
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GTO! GTO!
GTO, short for Greek Toilet Organization, is a non-profit and member of the World Toilet Organization. They also seem to make cars. Weird.
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1.8%
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Soccer! Soccer!
Bananas, sandwich bread, deli turkey, Muenster cheese, 2lbs bacon, red potatoes, steaks if they look nice, mustard, butter, eggs, twix, yoghurt, orange juice, refried beans, pineapple, cornflakes.
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0
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Jambon! Jambon!
There is only one word I remember from my highschool French class, and that's the word for Ham!
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1.8%
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Yesterday's Lunch Yesterday's Lunch
Remember it? It was so good. Why don't you go looking for it? Maybe there are some leftovers...
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3.7%
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Overbite! Overbite!
New research shows that 100% of all dinosaurs died of overbite related causes. Don't believe us? Check out this skull and you'll see what we mean!
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1.8%
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Tic Toc Boom! Tic Toc Boom!
The boss said we need to use more social media. He wanted something to blow up on Tic Toc... Am I doing this right?
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0
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Got Gas? Got Gas?
You can tell us, we won't judge.
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0
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The Raft! The Raft!
Did you ever exit on the raft in Hitcat III on whittletown creek? No? Oh, you're that guy! Go try again!
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1.8%
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It's a nose! It's a nose!
No really. We promise. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a nose!
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0
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Donut! Donut!
It's round and brown and for some reason it's in the bathroom... And guess where we put it!
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1.8%
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