STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE

Cookie Clicker
NameCookie Clicker
ALL achievements637
Overall progress (37%)
Hidden achievements14
Very simple (100%):Click
Very folding (4%):Rainy day fund



Save the link to your profile and you will see a list of achievements which have the introduction of the profile.
Icon Achievement Name OK? Progress Hidden?!
Fledgling bakery Fledgling bakery
Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
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96.1%
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Affluent bakery Affluent bakery
Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
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91.4%
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World-famous bakery World-famous bakery
Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
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87.6%
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Cosmic bakery Cosmic bakery
Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
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77.6%
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Galactic bakery Galactic bakery
Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
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71.7%
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Universal bakery Universal bakery
Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
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57.1%
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Timeless bakery Timeless bakery
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
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51.9%
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Infinite bakery Infinite bakery
Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
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46.4%
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Immortal bakery Immortal bakery
Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
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44.4%
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Don't stop me now Don't stop me now
Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
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42.4%
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You can stop now You can stop now
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
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41.8%
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Cookies all the way down Cookies all the way down
Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
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40.8%
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Overdose Overdose
Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
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40.4%
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Casual baking Casual baking
Bake 1 cookie per second.
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99.4%
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Hardcore baking Hardcore baking
Bake 10 cookies per second.
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98.8%
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Steady tasty stream Steady tasty stream
Bake 100 cookies per second.
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97.9%
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Cookie monster Cookie monster
Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
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96.3%
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Mass producer Mass producer
Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
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94.3%
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Cookie vortex Cookie vortex
Bake 1 million cookies per second.
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84.4%
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Cookie pulsar Cookie pulsar
Bake 10 million cookies per second.
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76.7%
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Cookie quasar Cookie quasar
Bake 100 million cookies per second.
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66.3%
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Oh hey, you're still here Oh hey, you're still here
Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
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58.4%
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Let's never bake again Let's never bake again
Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
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51.8%
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Sacrifice Sacrifice
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
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63.6%
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Oblivion Oblivion
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
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61.9%
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From scratch From scratch
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
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59.5%
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Neverclick Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
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14.9%
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Clicktastic Clicktastic
Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
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98.5%
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Clickathlon Clickathlon
Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
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94.2%
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Clickolympics Clickolympics
Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
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87.6%
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Clickorama Clickorama
Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
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78.4%
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Click Click
Have 1 cursor.
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99.6%
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Double-click Double-click
Have 2 cursors.
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99.4%
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Mouse wheel Mouse wheel
Have 50 cursors.
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95.5%
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Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men
Have 100 cursors.
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84.9%
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The Digital The Digital
Have 200 cursors.
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49%
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Just wrong Just wrong
Sell a grandma.
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60.2%
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Grandma's cookies Grandma's cookies
Have 1 grandma.
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99.3%
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Sloppy kisses Sloppy kisses
Have 50 grandmas.
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93.2%
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Retirement home Retirement home
Have 100 grandmas.
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80.3%
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Bought the farm Bought the farm
Have 1 farm.
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98.5%
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Reap what you sow Reap what you sow
Have 50 farms.
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88.6%
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Farm ill Farm ill
Have 100 farms.
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72.5%
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Production chain Production chain
Have 1 factory.
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96%
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Industrial revolution Industrial revolution
Have 50 factories.
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78.5%
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Global warming Global warming
Have 100 factories.
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58.3%
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You know the drill You know the drill
Have 1 mine.
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97.4%
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Excavation site Excavation site
Have 50 mines.
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83.7%
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Hollow the planet Hollow the planet
Have 100 mines.
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64.3%
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Expedition Expedition
Have 1 shipment.
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80.8%
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Galactic highway Galactic highway
Have 50 shipments.
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50.7%
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Far far away Far far away
Have 100 shipments.
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43.5%
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Transmutation Transmutation
Have 1 alchemy lab.
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73.4%
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Transmogrification Transmogrification
Have 50 alchemy labs.
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47.2%
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Gold member Gold member
Have 100 alchemy labs.
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42.4%
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A whole new world A whole new world
Have 1 portal.
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65.1%
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Now you're thinking Now you're thinking
Have 50 portals.
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44.7%
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Dimensional shift Dimensional shift
Have 100 portals.
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41.7%
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Time warp Time warp
Have 1 time machine.
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57.8%
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Alternate timeline Alternate timeline
Have 50 time machines.
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43%
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Rewriting history Rewriting history
Have 100 time machines.
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41.1%
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One with everything One with everything
Have at least 1 of every building.
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39.9%
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Mathematician Mathematician
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
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39.5%
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Base 10 Base 10
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
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39.5%
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Golden cookie Golden cookie
Click a golden cookie.
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95.9%
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Lucky cookie Lucky cookie
Click 7 golden cookies.
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80.8%
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A stroke of luck A stroke of luck
Click 27 golden cookies.
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67.1%
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Uncanny clicker Uncanny clicker
Click really, really fast.
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73.6%
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Builder Builder
Own 100 buildings.
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95.7%
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Architect Architect
Own 500 buildings.
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76.4%
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Enhancer Enhancer
Purchase 20 upgrades.
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91.5%
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Augmenter Augmenter
Purchase 50 upgrades.
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79.6%
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Cookie-dunker Cookie-dunker
Dunk the cookie.
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47.3%
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Fortune Fortune
Click 77 golden cookies.
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58%
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Elder nap Elder nap
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
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39.1%
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Elder slumber Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
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26.8%
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Elder Elder
Own at least 7 grandma types.
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64%
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Elder calm Elder calm
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
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34.6%
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Engineer Engineer
Own 1,000 buildings.
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52%
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Leprechaun Leprechaun
Click 777 golden cookies.
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34.2%
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Black cat's paw Black cat's paw
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
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8.7%
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Nihilism Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
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46.3%
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Antibatter Antibatter
Have 1 antimatter condenser.
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51.9%
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Quirky quarks Quirky quarks
Have 50 antimatter condensers.
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42.2%
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It does matter! It does matter!
Have 100 antimatter condensers.
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40.6%
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Upgrader Upgrader
Purchase 100 upgrades.
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50.7%
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Centennial Centennial
Have at least 100 of everything.
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38.7%
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Hardcore Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
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11.1%
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Clickasmic Clickasmic
Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
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66.9%
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Friend of the ancients Friend of the ancients
Have 150 grandmas.
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57.5%
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Ruler of the ancients Ruler of the ancients
Have 200 grandmas.
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46.9%
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Wholesome Wholesome
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
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55.8%
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Itchscratcher Itchscratcher
Burst 1 wrinkler.
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42.6%
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Wrinklesquisher Wrinklesquisher
Burst 50 wrinklers.
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35.7%
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Moistburster Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers.
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24.4%
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Spooky cookies Spooky cookies
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
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23%
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Coming to town Coming to town
Reach Santa's 7th form.
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48.7%
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All hail Santa All hail Santa
Reach Santa's final form.
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39.1%
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Let it snow Let it snow
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
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33.1%
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Oh deer Oh deer
Pop 1 reindeer.
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47.7%
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Sleigh of hand Sleigh of hand
Pop 50 reindeer.
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32.5%
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Reindeer sleigher Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer.
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17.8%
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Perfected agriculture Perfected agriculture
Have 150 farms.
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50.7%
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Ultimate automation Ultimate automation
Have 150 factories.
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44.9%
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Can you dig it Can you dig it
Have 150 mines.
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47.1%
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Type II civilization Type II civilization
Have 150 shipments.
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40.7%
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Gild wars Gild wars
Have 150 alchemy labs.
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40.2%
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Brain-split Brain-split
Have 150 portals.
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39.9%
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Time duke Time duke
Have 150 time machines.
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39.6%
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Molecular maestro Molecular maestro
Have 150 antimatter condensers.
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39.3%
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Lone photon Lone photon
Have 1 prism.
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48.4%
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Dazzling glimmer Dazzling glimmer
Have 50 prisms.
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41.5%
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Blinding flash Blinding flash
Have 100 prisms.
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40.2%
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Unending glow Unending glow
Have 150 prisms.
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39.2%
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Lord of Constructs Lord of Constructs
Own 2,500 buildings.
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41%
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Lord of Progress Lord of Progress
Purchase 200 upgrades.
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40.5%
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Bicentennial Bicentennial
Have at least 200 of everything.
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37.7%
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Lovely cookies Lovely cookies
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
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33.1%
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Centennial and a half Centennial and a half
Have at least 150 of everything.
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38.1%
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Tiny cookie Tiny cookie
Click the tiny cookie.
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34.4%
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You win a cookie You win a cookie
This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
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60.2%
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Click delegator Click delegator
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
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40.5%
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Gushing grannies Gushing grannies
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
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40.3%
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I hate manure I hate manure
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
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40.4%
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Never dig down Never dig down
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
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40.1%
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The incredible machine The incredible machine
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
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39.8%
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And beyond And beyond
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
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39.3%
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Magnum Opus Magnum Opus
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
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39.2%
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With strange eons With strange eons
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
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39.1%
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Spacetime jigamaroo Spacetime jigamaroo
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
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39%
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Supermassive Supermassive
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
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39%
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Praise the sun Praise the sun
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
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38.9%
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Clickageddon Clickageddon
Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
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55.7%
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Clicknarok Clicknarok
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
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48.4%
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Extreme polydactyly Extreme polydactyly
Have 300 cursors.
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40.9%
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Dr. T Dr. T
Have 400 cursors.
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39.2%
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The old never bothered me anyway The old never bothered me anyway
Have 250 grandmas.
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41.8%
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Homegrown Homegrown
Have 200 farms.
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43.9%
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Technocracy Technocracy
Have 200 factories.
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41.6%
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The center of the Earth The center of the Earth
Have 200 mines.
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42.4%
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We come in peace We come in peace
Have 200 shipments.
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39.7%
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The secrets of the universe The secrets of the universe
Have 200 alchemy labs.
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39.4%
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Realm of the Mad God Realm of the Mad God
Have 200 portals.
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39.2%
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Forever and ever Forever and ever
Have 200 time machines.
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39%
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Walk the planck Walk the planck
Have 200 antimatter condensers.
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38.9%
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Rise and shine Rise and shine
Have 200 prisms.
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38.7%
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Dematerialize Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
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42%
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Nil zero zilch Nil zero zilch
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
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40.1%
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Transcendence Transcendence
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
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39.3%
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Obliterate Obliterate
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
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38.8%
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Negative void Negative void
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
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38.3%
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The hunt is on The hunt is on
Unlock 1 egg.
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35.3%
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Egging on Egging on
Unlock 7 eggs.
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30.9%
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Mass Easteria Mass Easteria
Unlock 14 eggs.
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27.9%
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Hide & seek champion Hide & seek champion
Unlock all the eggs.
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22.1%
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What's in a name What's in a name
Give your bakery a name.
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76.7%
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Pretty penny Pretty penny
Have 1 bank.
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94.2%
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Fit the bill Fit the bill
Have 50 banks.
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72.1%
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A loan in the dark A loan in the dark
Have 100 banks.
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52.7%
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Need for greed Need for greed
Have 150 banks.
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43.1%
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It's the economy, stupid It's the economy, stupid
Have 200 banks.
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41.1%
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Your time to shrine Your time to shrine
Have 1 temple.
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90.7%
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Shady sect Shady sect
Have 50 temples.
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63.4%
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New-age cult New-age cult
Have 100 temples.
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48.2%
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Organized religion Organized religion
Have 150 temples.
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41.9%
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Fanaticism Fanaticism
Have 200 temples.
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40.5%
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Bewitched Bewitched
Have 1 wizard tower.
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86.3%
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The sorcerer's apprentice The sorcerer's apprentice
Have 50 wizard towers.
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57%
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Charms and enchantments Charms and enchantments
Have 100 wizard towers.
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45.6%
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Curses and maledictions Curses and maledictions
Have 150 wizard towers.
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41.3%
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Magic kingdom Magic kingdom
Have 200 wizard towers.
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40.1%
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Vested interest Vested interest
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
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39.6%
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New world order New world order
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
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39.5%
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Hocus pocus Hocus pocus
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
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39.4%
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Finger clickin' good Finger clickin' good
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
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38.8%
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Panic at the bingo Panic at the bingo
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
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38.5%
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Rake in the dough Rake in the dough
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
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38.5%
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Quarry on Quarry on
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
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38.4%
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Yes I love technology Yes I love technology
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
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38.3%
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Paid in full Paid in full
Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
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38.2%
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Church of Cookiology Church of Cookiology
Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
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38.1%
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Too many rabbits, not enough hats Too many rabbits, not enough hats
Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
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38.1%
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The most precious cargo The most precious cargo
Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
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38%
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The Aureate The Aureate
Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
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37.8%
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Ever more hideous Ever more hideous
Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
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37.9%
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Be kind, rewind Be kind, rewind
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
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37.8%
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Infinitesimal Infinitesimal
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
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37.7%
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A still more glorious dawn A still more glorious dawn
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
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37.7%
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Rebirth Rebirth
Ascend at least once.
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59.4%
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Here you go Here you go
Click this achievement's slot.
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35.4%
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Resurrection Resurrection
Ascend 10 times.
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32.6%
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Reincarnation Reincarnation
Ascend 100 times.
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6.6%
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The agemaster The agemaster
Have 300 grandmas.
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40.4%
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To oldly go To oldly go
Have 350 grandmas.
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39.4%
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Gardener extraordinaire Gardener extraordinaire
Have 250 farms.
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40.8%
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Tectonic ambassador Tectonic ambassador
Have 250 mines.
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40.3%
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Rise of the machines Rise of the machines
Have 250 factories.
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40%
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Acquire currency Acquire currency
Have 250 banks.
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39.6%
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Zealotry Zealotry
Have 250 temples.
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39.4%
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The wizarding world The wizarding world
Have 250 wizard towers.
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39.2%
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Parsec-masher Parsec-masher
Have 250 shipments.
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39%
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The work of a lifetime The work of a lifetime
Have 250 alchemy labs.
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38.8%
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A place lost in time A place lost in time
Have 250 portals.
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38.6%
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Heat death Heat death
Have 250 time machines.
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38.4%
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Microcosm Microcosm
Have 250 antimatter condensers.
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38.3%
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Bright future Bright future
Have 250 prisms.
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38.1%
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Here be dragon Here be dragon
Complete your dragon's training.
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36.2%
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How? How?
Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
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39.5%
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The land of milk and cookies The land of milk and cookies
Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
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39.3%
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He who controls the cookies controls the universe He who controls the cookies controls the universe
Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
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39%
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Tonight on Hoarders Tonight on Hoarders
Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
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38.8%
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Are you gonna eat all that? Are you gonna eat all that?
Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
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38.5%
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We're gonna need a bigger bakery We're gonna need a bigger bakery
Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
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38.3%
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In the mouth of madness In the mouth of madness
Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
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38%
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Brought to you by the letter Brought to you by the letter
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
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37.8%
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A world filled with cookies A world filled with cookies
Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
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45.3%
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When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour
Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
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43.6%
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Fast and delicious Fast and delicious
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
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42.6%
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Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
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41.7%
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Woops, you solved world hunger Woops, you solved world hunger
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
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41%
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Turbopuns Turbopuns
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
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40.1%
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Faster menner Faster menner
Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
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39.8%
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And yet you're still hungry And yet you're still hungry
Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
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39.5%
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The Abakening The Abakening
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
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39.3%
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There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became sec There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became sec
Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
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39.1%
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Fast Fast
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
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38.8%
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Bicentennial and a half Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 250 of everything.
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36.9%
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Tabloid addiction Tabloid addiction
Click on the news ticker 50 times.
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46.2%
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Clickastrophe Clickastrophe
Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
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44.4%
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Clickataclysm Clickataclysm
Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
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42%
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Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals
Have 500 cursors.
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38.3%
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Polymath Polymath
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
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38.6%
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The elder scrolls The elder scrolls
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
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39%
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To crumbs, you say? To crumbs, you say?
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
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37.8%
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Seedy business Seedy business
Have 300 farms.
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39.8%
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Freak fracking Freak fracking
Have 300 mines.
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39.5%
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Modern times Modern times
Have 300 factories.
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39.3%
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The nerve of war The nerve of war
Have 300 banks.
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39.1%
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Wololo Wololo
Have 300 temples.
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38.9%
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And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
Have 300 wizard towers.
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38.7%
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It's not delivery It's not delivery
Have 300 shipments.
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38.5%
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Gold, Jerry! Gold! Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Have 300 alchemy labs.
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38.4%
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Forbidden zone Forbidden zone
Have 300 portals.
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38.2%
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cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com
Have 300 time machines.
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38%
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Scientists baffled everywhere Scientists baffled everywhere
Have 300 antimatter condensers.
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37.9%
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Harmony of the spheres Harmony of the spheres
Have 300 prisms.
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37.7%
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Early bird Early bird
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
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57.5%
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Fading luck Fading luck
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
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60.1%
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Eldeer Eldeer
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
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15.7%
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Dude, sweet Dude, sweet
Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
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75.1%
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Sugar rush Sugar rush
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
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63.1%
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Year's worth of cavities Year's worth of cavities
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
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31.7%
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Hand-picked Hand-picked
Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
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42.6%
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Sugar sugar Sugar sugar
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
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50.5%
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Sweetmeats Sweetmeats
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
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26.9%
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Tricentennial Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything.
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36%
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Knead for speed Knead for speed
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
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38.6%
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Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
---
38.5%
---
I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
---
38.3%
---
The proof of the cookie is in the baking The proof of the cookie is in the baking
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
---
38.2%
---
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
---
37.8%
---
The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
37.4%
---
Set for life Set for life
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
37.2%
---
You and the beanstalk You and the beanstalk
Have 350 farms.
---
39%
---
Romancing the stone Romancing the stone
Have 350 mines.
---
38.8%
---
Ex machina Ex machina
Have 350 factories.
---
38.6%
---
And I need it now And I need it now
Have 350 banks.
---
38.5%
---
Pray on the weak Pray on the weak
Have 350 temples.
---
38.3%
---
It's a kind of magic It's a kind of magic
Have 350 wizard towers.
---
38.1%
---
Make it so Make it so
Have 350 shipments.
---
38%
---
All that glitters is gold All that glitters is gold
Have 350 alchemy labs.
---
37.8%
---
He comes He comes
Have 350 portals.
---
37.6%
---
Way back then Way back then
Have 350 time machines.
---
37.4%
---
Exotic matter Exotic matter
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
---
37.2%
---
At the end of the tunnel At the end of the tunnel
Have 350 prisms.
---
37%
---
Click (starring Adam Sandler) Click (starring Adam Sandler)
Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
---
37.8%
---
Frantiquities Frantiquities
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
---
37.2%
---
Overgrowth Overgrowth
Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
---
37.6%
---
Sedimentalism Sedimentalism
Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
---
37.6%
---
Labor of love Labor of love
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
---
37.4%
---
Reverse funnel system Reverse funnel system
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
---
37.2%
---
Thus spoke you Thus spoke you
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
---
37.2%
---
Manafest destiny Manafest destiny
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
---
36.8%
---
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
---
36.5%
---
I've got the Midas touch I've got the Midas touch
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
---
36.4%
---
Which eternal lie Which eternal lie
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
---
36.6%
---
Déjà vu Déjà vu
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
---
36.2%
---
Powers of Ten Powers of Ten
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
---
36.1%
---
Now the dark days are gone Now the dark days are gone
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
---
36%
---
Freaky jazz hands Freaky jazz hands
Reach level 10 cursors.
---
29.6%
---
Methuselah Methuselah
Reach level 10 grandmas.
---
21.8%
---
Huge tracts of land Huge tracts of land
Reach level 10 farms.
---
24.7%
---
D-d-d-d-deeper D-d-d-d-deeper
Reach level 10 mines.
---
15.2%
---
Patently genius Patently genius
Reach level 10 factories.
---
14.2%
---
A capital idea A capital idea
Reach level 10 banks.
---
17.2%
---
It belongs in a bakery It belongs in a bakery
Reach level 10 temples.
---
16.4%
---
Motormouth Motormouth
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
---
19.7%
---
Been there done that Been there done that
Reach level 10 shipments.
---
14.1%
---
Phlogisticated substances Phlogisticated substances
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
---
13.3%
---
Bizarro world Bizarro world
Reach level 10 portals.
---
13%
---
The long now The long now
Reach level 10 time machines.
---
12.4%
---
Chubby hadrons Chubby hadrons
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
---
12%
---
Palettable Palettable
Reach level 10 prisms.
---
12.1%
---
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Cast 9 spells.
---
48.7%
---
I'm the wiz I'm the wiz
Cast 99 spells.
---
28.6%
---
A wizard is you A wizard is you
Cast 999 spells.
---
7.7%
---
Lucked out Lucked out
Have 1 chancemaker.
---
45.6%
---
What are the odds What are the odds
Have 50 chancemakers.
---
40.8%
---
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes Grandma needs a new pair of shoes
Have 100 chancemakers.
---
39.7%
---
Million to one shot, doc Million to one shot, doc
Have 150 chancemakers.
---
38.8%
---
As luck would have it As luck would have it
Have 200 chancemakers.
---
38.5%
---
Ever in your favor Ever in your favor
Have 250 chancemakers.
---
37.9%
---
Be a lady Be a lady
Have 300 chancemakers.
---
37.5%
---
Dicey business Dicey business
Have 350 chancemakers.
---
36.7%
---
Fingers crossed Fingers crossed
Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
---
38.7%
---
Just a statistic Just a statistic
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
---
37.5%
---
Murphy's wild guess Murphy's wild guess
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
---
35.7%
---
Let's leaf it at that Let's leaf it at that
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
---
12.2%
---
The ultimate clickdown The ultimate clickdown
Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
---
40.6%
---
Aged well Aged well
Have 400 grandmas.
---
38.9%
---
101st birthday 101st birthday
Have 450 grandmas.
---
38.3%
---
Defense of the ancients Defense of the ancients
Have 500 grandmas.
---
38%
---
Harvest moon Harvest moon
Have 400 farms.
---
38.6%
---
Mine? Mine?
Have 400 mines.
---
38.4%
---
In full gear In full gear
Have 400 factories.
---
38.2%
---
Treacle tart economics Treacle tart economics
Have 400 banks.
---
38.1%
---
Holy cookies, grandma! Holy cookies, grandma!
Have 400 temples.
---
37.9%
---
The Prestige The Prestige
Have 400 wizard towers.
---
37.7%
---
That's just peanuts to space That's just peanuts to space
Have 400 shipments.
---
37.5%
---
Worth its weight in lead Worth its weight in lead
Have 400 alchemy labs.
---
37.3%
---
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 400 portals.
---
37.2%
---
Invited to yesterday's party Invited to yesterday's party
Have 400 time machines.
---
36.9%
---
Downsizing Downsizing
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
---
36.6%
---
My eyes My eyes
Have 400 prisms.
---
36.4%
---
Maybe a chance in hell, actually Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 400 chancemakers.
---
36%
---
Make like a tree Make like a tree
Have 450 farms.
---
38%
---
Cave story Cave story
Have 450 mines.
---
37.9%
---
In-cog-neato In-cog-neato
Have 450 factories.
---
37.7%
---
Save your breath because that's all you've got left Save your breath because that's all you've got left
Have 450 banks.
---
37.5%
---
Vengeful and almighty Vengeful and almighty
Have 450 temples.
---
37.3%
---
Spell it out for you Spell it out for you
Have 450 wizard towers.
---
37.1%
---
Space space space space space Space space space space space
Have 450 shipments.
---
36.8%
---
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 450 alchemy labs.
---
36.5%
---
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals.
---
36.2%
---
Groundhog day Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines.
---
35.7%
---
A matter of perspective A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
---
35.3%
---
Optical illusion Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms.
---
34.8%
---
Jackpot Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers.
---
34.1%
---
Running with scissors Running with scissors
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
---
37.6%
---
Rarefied air Rarefied air
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
---
37.4%
---
Push it to the limit Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
---
37.1%
---
Green cookies sleep furiously Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
---
36.9%
---
Panic! at Nabisco Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
36.7%
---
Bursting at the seams Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
36.4%
---
Just about full Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
35.7%
---
Hungry for more Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
35.1%
---
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks All the other kids with the pumped up clicks
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
---
39.8%
---
One...more...click... One...more...click...
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
---
39.2%
---
Botany enthusiast Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
---
20%
---
Green, aching thumb Green, aching thumb
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
---
8%
---
In the garden of Eden (baby) In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
---
14%
---
Keeper of the conservatory Keeper of the conservatory
Unlock every garden seed.
---
7%
---
Seedless to nay Seedless to nay
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
---
6.7%
---
You get nothing You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
---
37.2%
---
Humble rebeginnings Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
---
36.6%
---
The end of the world The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
---
35.7%
---
Oh, you're back Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
---
34.4%
---
Lazarus Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
---
32.3%
---
Leisurely pace Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
---
36.3%
---
Hypersonic Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
---
36%
---
Feed me, Orteil Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
34%
---
And then what? And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
33.1%
---
Tricentennial and a half Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything.
---
33.7%
---
Quadricentennial Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.
---
31.1%
---
Quadricentennial and a half Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything.
---
23.4%
---
Quincentennial Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything.
---
16.3%
---
Maillard reaction Maillard reaction
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
---
24.7%
---
With her finger and her thumb With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors.
---
37.2%
---
But wait 'til you get older But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas.
---
37.3%
---
Sharpest tool in the shed Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 500 farms.
---
37.7%
---
Hey now, you're a rock Hey now, you're a rock
Have 500 mines.
---
37.5%
---
Break the mold Break the mold
Have 500 factories.
---
37.3%
---
Get the show on, get paid Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks.
---
37.1%
---
My world's on fire, how about yours My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples.
---
36.8%
---
The meteor men beg to differ The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers.
---
36.5%
---
Only shooting stars Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments.
---
36.1%
---
We could all use a little change We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs.
---
35.6%
---
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals.
---
35.2%
---
The years start coming The years start coming
Have 500 time machines.
---
34.5%
---
What a concept What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
---
33.8%
---
You'll never shine if you don't glow You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
---
33%
---
You'll never know if you don't go You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
---
32.1%
---
Self-contained Self-contained
Have 1 fractal engine.
---
43.6%
---
Threw you for a loop Threw you for a loop
Have 50 fractal engines.
---
40.4%
---
The sum of its parts The sum of its parts
Have 100 fractal engines.
---
39.4%
---
Bears repeating Bears repeating
Have 150 fractal engines.
---
38.7%
---
More of the same More of the same
Have 200 fractal engines.
---
38.3%
---
Last recurse Last recurse
Have 250 fractal engines.
---
37.7%
---
Out of one, many Out of one, many
Have 300 fractal engines.
---
37.3%
---
An example of recursion An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines.
---
36.5%
---
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines.
---
35.7%
---
I'm so meta, even this achievement I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines.
---
33.6%
---
Never get bored Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
---
31.2%
---
The needs of the many The needs of the many
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
---
38.6%
---
Eating its own Eating its own
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
---
37.4%
---
We must go deeper We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
---
35.5%
---
Sierpinski rhomboids Sierpinski rhomboids
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
---
13.2%
---
Gotta go fast Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
---
35.6%
---
I think it's safe to say you've got it made I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
31.1%
---
Renaissance baker Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
---
36.5%
---
Veteran Veteran
Own at least 14 grandma types.
---
41.4%
---
Thick-skinned Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
---
26.5%
---
F12 F12
Have 1 javascript console.
---
41.6%
---
Variable success Variable success
Have 50 javascript consoles.
---
39.6%
---
No comments No comments
Have 100 javascript consoles.
---
39%
---
Up to code Up to code
Have 150 javascript consoles.
---
38.4%
---
Works on my machine Works on my machine
Have 200 javascript consoles.
---
38%
---
Technical debt Technical debt
Have 250 javascript consoles.
---
37.4%
---
Mind your language Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles.
---
36.8%
---
Inconsolable Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles.
---
35.8%
---
Closure Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles.
---
34.4%
---
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
---
31.5%
---
Taking the back streets Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles.
---
28.1%
---
Inherited prototype Inherited prototype
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
---
38.5%
---
A model of document object A model of document object
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
---
37.2%
---
First-class citizen First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
---
34.8%
---
Alexandria Alexandria
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
---
13.2%
---
Bake him away, toys Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
---
35%
---
You're #1 so why try harder You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
---
34.5%
---
Haven't even begun to peak Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
---
33%
---
A sometimes food A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
29.9%
---
Not enough of a good thing Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
27.2%
---
Horn of plenty Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
25.4%
---
Smurf account Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
---
28.6%
---
If at first you don't succeed If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
---
23.9%
---
O Fortuna O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade.
---
15.3%
---
Initial public offering Initial public offering
Make your first stock market profit.
---
34.6%
---
Rookie numbers Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
---
11.6%
---
No nobility in poverty No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
---
9.9%
---
Full warehouses Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
---
12.9%
---
Make my day Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
---
14%
---
Buy buy buy Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
---
12.5%
---
Pyramid scheme Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
---
11.2%
---
Jellicles Jellicles
Own 10 kitten upgrades.
---
38%
---
Quincentennial and a half Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 550 of everything.
---
11.1%
---
What did we even eat before these What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
---
31.8%
---
Heavy flow Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
---
30.7%
---
More you say? More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
---
29.5%
---
Large and in charge Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
20.6%
---
Absolutely stuffed Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
18.2%
---
It's only wafer-thin It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
---
13.9%
---
Clickety split Clickety split
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
---
38.8%
---
Gotta hand it to you Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors.
---
35.1%
---
Okay boomer Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas.
---
36.7%
---
Overripe Overripe
Have 550 farms.
---
36.9%
---
Rock on Rock on
Have 550 mines.
---
36.6%
---
Self-manmade man Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories.
---
36.3%
---
Checks out Checks out
Have 550 banks.
---
35.9%
---
Living on a prayer Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples.
---
35.5%
---
Higitus figitus migitus mum Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers.
---
34.9%
---
The incredible journey The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments.
---
34.1%
---
Just a phase Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs.
---
33.4%
---
Don't let me leave, Murph Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
---
32.5%
---
Caveman to cosmos Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.
---
31.3%
---
Particular tastes Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
---
30.1%
---
A light snack A light snack
Have 550 prisms.
---
28.9%
---
Tempting fate Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers.
---
27.3%
---
Tautological Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines.
---
26%
---
Curly braces Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles.
---
21.3%
---
Olden days Olden days
Find the forgotten madeleine.
---
30.6%
---
The devil's workshop The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors.
---
29.8%
---
In the green In the green
Have 600 farms.
---
36.3%
---
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines.
---
35.9%
---
The wheels of progress The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories.
---
35.4%
---
That's rich That's rich
Have 600 banks.
---
34.9%
---
Preaches and cream Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples.
---
34.2%
---
Magic thinking Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers.
---
33.3%
---
Is there life on Mars? Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
---
32.2%
---
Bad chemistry Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs.
---
31.1%
---
Reduced to gibbering heaps Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
---
29.8%
---
Back already? Back already?
Have 600 time machines.
---
28.3%
---
Nuclear throne Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
---
26.8%
---
Making light of the situation Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms.
---
25%
---
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers.
---
22.9%
---
In and of itself In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines.
---
20.9%
---
Duck typing Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles.
---
15.8%
---
They'll never know what hit 'em They'll never know what hit 'em
Have 1 idleverse.
---
40.4%
---
Well-versed Well-versed
Have 50 idleverses.
---
39.1%
---
Ripe for the picking Ripe for the picking
Have 100 idleverses.
---
38.6%
---
Unreal Unreal
Have 150 idleverses.
---
38.1%
---
Once you've seen one Once you've seen one
Have 200 idleverses.
---
37.7%
---
Spoils and plunder Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses.
---
37%
---
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses.
---
36.4%
---
Hyperspace expressway Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses.
---
34.8%
---
Versatile Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
---
32.9%
---
You are inevitable You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
---
28.8%
---
Away from this place Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses.
---
24.6%
---
Everywhere at once Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses.
---
16.8%
---
Reject reality, substitute your own Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 600 idleverses.
---
12.3%
---
Fringe Fringe
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
---
38.4%
---
Coherence Coherence
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
---
37%
---
Earth-616 Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
---
34.4%
---
Strange topologies Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses.
---
14.5%
---
Grand design Grand design
Own 5,000 buildings.
---
38.6%
---
Ecumenopolis Ecumenopolis
Own 7,500 buildings.
---
36.8%
---
The full picture The full picture
Purchase 300 upgrades.
---
38.6%
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When there's nothing left to add When there's nothing left to add
Purchase 400 upgrades.
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37.3%
---
Sexcentennial Sexcentennial
Have at least 600 of everything.
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9.1%
---
Keep going until I say stop Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
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28.2%
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But I didn't say stop, did I? But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
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24.7%
---
With unrivaled fervor With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
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21.9%
---
Think big Think big
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
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12.2%
---
Hypersize me Hypersize me
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
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10.2%
---
Max capacity Max capacity
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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9.4%
---
Liquid assets Liquid assets
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
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7.2%
---
Making some dough Making some dough
Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
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99.1%
---
So baked right now So baked right now
Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
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97.4%
---
Wake and bake Wake and bake
Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
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100%
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True Neverclick True Neverclick
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12.6%
Hidden
Speed baking I Speed baking I
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65.3%
Hidden
Speed baking II Speed baking II
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38.3%
Hidden
Speed baking III Speed baking III
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12.9%
Hidden
Just plain lucky Just plain lucky
---
40.1%
Hidden
God complex God complex
---
26.1%
Hidden
Endless cycle Endless cycle
---
5.2%
Hidden
Last Chance to See Last Chance to See
---
10.1%
Hidden
All-natural cane sugar All-natural cane sugar
---
10.2%
Hidden
Four-leaf cookie Four-leaf cookie
---
7.3%
Hidden
So much to do so much to see So much to do so much to see
---
31.8%
Hidden
When the cookies ascend just right When the cookies ascend just right
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6.3%
Hidden
Gaseous assets Gaseous assets
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6%
Hidden
Seven horseshoes Seven horseshoes
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5.7%
Hidden
Stifling the press Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
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17.4%
---
It's big brain time It's big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker.
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33.4%
---
Just my imagination Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers.
---
32.7%
---
Now there's an idea Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers.
---
32.4%
---
The organ that named itself The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers.
---
32%
---
Gyrification Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers.
---
31.8%
---
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering' A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers.
---
31.4%
---
Mindfulness Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers.
---
30.9%
---
The 10% myth The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers.
---
29.6%
---
Don't think about it too hard Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers.
---
28.1%
---
Though fools seldom differ Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers.
---
23.8%
---
Looking kind of dumb Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers.
---
18.4%
---
A beautiful mind A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers.
---
11.8%
---
Cardinal synapses Cardinal synapses
Have 600 cortex bakers.
---
8.8%
---
Positive thinking Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
---
32.4%
---
The thought that counts The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
---
31.5%
---
Unthinkable Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
---
29.9%
---
Gifted Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
---
13.8%
---
They moistly come at night They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas.
---
30.9%
---
It's grown on you It's grown on you
Have 650 farms.
---
30.4%
---
Don't let the walls cave in on you Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines.
---
29.9%
---
Replaced by robots Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories.
---
29.4%
---
Financial prodigy Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks.
---
28.8%
---
And I will pray to a big god And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples.
---
28%
---
Shosple Colupis Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers.
---
27%
---
False vacuum False vacuum
Have 650 shipments.
---
25.7%
---
Metallic taste Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs.
---
24.2%
---
Swiss cheese Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals.
---
22.4%
---
But the future refused to change But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines.
---
20.3%
---
What's the dark matter with you What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
---
18.1%
---
Enlightenment Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms.
---
16.1%
---
Never tell me the odds Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers.
---
14.1%
---
Blowing an Apollonian gasket Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines.
---
12.6%
---
Get with the program Get with the program
Have 650 javascript consoles.
---
9.6%
---
Lost your cosmic marbles Lost your cosmic marbles
Have 650 idleverses.
---
8.1%
---
By will alone I set my mind in motion By will alone I set my mind in motion
Have 650 cortex bakers.
---
7%
---
Ain't that a click in the head Ain't that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
---
32.5%
---
Sexcentennial and a half Sexcentennial and a half
Have at least 650 of everything.
---
6.5%
---
I am speed I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
---
17.6%
---
And on and on And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
---
14.6%
---
Fake it till you bake it Fake it till you bake it
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
---
7%
---
History in the baking History in the baking
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
---
6.7%
---
Baby it's old outside Baby it's old outside
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
---
16.5%
---
Myriad Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings.
---
30.2%
---
Kaizen Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades.
---
30%
---
Beyond quality Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades.
---
21.3%
---
Everything happens so much Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
---
11.9%
---
I'll rest when I'm dead I'll rest when I'm dead
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
---
8.5%
---
What do you get for the baker who has everything What do you get for the baker who has everything
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
---
6.2%
---
Bottomless pit Bottomless pit
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
---
6.1%
---
All the stars in heaven All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
---
26.7%
---
No time like the present No time like the present
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
---
7.5%
---
Can we get much higher Can we get much higher
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
---
6.2%
---
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
---
5.3%
---
Rainy day fund Rainy day fund
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
---
4.4%
---
And a little extra And a little extra
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
---
4.3%
---
Grandmapocalypse Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
---
24.8%
---
Wrath cookie Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie.
---
25.5%
---
No more room in hell No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
---
13.4%
---
In her likeness In her likeness
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
---
8.1%
---
Wrinkler poker Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
---
9.1%
---
Septcentennial Septcentennial
Have at least 700 of everything.
---
4.6%
---
My own clone My own clone
Have 1 You.
---
27%
---
Multiplicity Multiplicity
Have 50 You.
---
26.6%
---
Born for this job Born for this job
Have 100 You.
---
26.4%
---
Episode II Episode II
Have 150 You.
---
26.1%
---
Copy that Copy that
Have 200 You.
---
26%
---
Life finds a way Life finds a way
Have 250 You.
---
25.7%
---
Overcrowding Overcrowding
Have 300 You.
---
25.3%
---
Strength in numbers Strength in numbers
Have 350 You.
---
24.1%
---
Army of me Army of me
Have 400 You.
---
22.7%
---
Know thyself Know thyself
Have 450 You.
---
17.3%
---
Didn't make sense not to live Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You.
---
12%
---
Genetic bottleneck Genetic bottleneck
Have 550 You.
---
7.6%
---
Despite everything, it's still you Despite everything, it's still you
Have 600 You.
---
5.9%
---
Everyone everywhere all at once Everyone everywhere all at once
Have 650 You.
---
5%
---
Self-made Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
---
26.5%
---
Reproducible results Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
---
25.9%
---
That's all you That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
---
24.8%
---
Self-improvement Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You.
---
12.3%
---
And now you're even older And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas.
---
25.2%
---
Au naturel Au naturel
Have 700 farms.
---
24.7%
---
Dirt-rich Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines.
---
24.3%
---
Bots build bots Bots build bots
Have 700 factories.
---
23.8%
---
Getting that bag Getting that bag
Have 700 banks.
---
23.2%
---
The leader is good, the leader is great The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples.
---
22.3%
---
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers.
---
21.2%
---
Signed, sealed, delivered Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments.
---
19.7%
---
Sugar, spice, and everything nice Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Have 700 alchemy labs.
---
17.7%
---
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Have 700 portals.
---
15.5%
---
I only meant to stay a while I only meant to stay a while
Have 700 time machines.
---
13.4%
---
Not 20 years away forever Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
---
11.5%
---
Bright side of the Moon Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms.
---
9.9%
---
Riding the Mersenne twister Riding the Mersenne twister
Have 700 chancemakers.
---
8.6%
---
Divide and conquer Divide and conquer
Have 700 fractal engines.
---
7.6%
---
Pebcakes Pebcakes
Have 700 javascript consoles.
---
6.2%
---
Greener on the other sides Greener on the other sides
Have 700 idleverses.
---
5.3%
---
Where is my mind Where is my mind
Have 700 cortex bakers.
---
4.9%
---
Introspection Introspection
Have 700 You.
---
4.6%
---
Debt evasion Debt evasion
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
---
7.1%
---
Oft we mar what's well Oft we mar what's well
Purchase 700 upgrades.
---
3.8%
---
Cookie Clicker Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building.
---
27.3%
---
What's not clicking What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
---
26.2%
---
All on deck All on deck
Have 900 cursors.
---
15.2%
---
A round of applause A round of applause
Have 1,000 cursors.
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7%
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