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Hitting the Campaign Trail You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally. |
--- | 93.7% |
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One Hit Jab No amount of green apples prepared Jab Bush for that... |
--- | 28.9% |
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I Said No Joe! The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery. |
--- | 57.8% |
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Beating to the Dance Boxing glove beats box step. |
--- | 13.9% |
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Seeing Stars You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before. |
--- | 37.6% |
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Do Pirates Juggle? Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate. |
--- | 19.3% |
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En Garde! Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword? |
--- | 17% |
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Animal Abuse PETA is probably going to come after you for that one... |
--- | 34.2% |
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The Art of Arrow Catching You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight. |
--- | 20.8% |
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Kame... Hame... HAAAAAAAAAA! |
--- | 16.4% |
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Become President See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top! |
--- | 54.5% |
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You're Fired! You gotta say it with just the right accent. |
--- | 16% |
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The Conditioner It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony." |
--- | 15% |
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Face Plant It's always funny. |
--- | 24.6% |
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Oh Hi Mom! It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that. |
--- | 30.1% |
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Not Surprised You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma. |
--- | 26% |
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Don't laugh at me! Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you. |
--- | 11.1% |
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Wait, what? Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up? |
--- | 19% |
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Cannonballs of Steel You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs. |
--- | 9.5% |
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The Whole Flock You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock! |
--- | 26.8% |
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No Coffee Breaks! How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee? |
--- | 18.9% |
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This Guy Cheats... How does this guy keep healing like that? |
--- | 10.1% |
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You're the Donald Now There can be only one! |
--- | 16.6% |
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Not the Hair! You sure messed up Donald Thump's hair real bad. He did not look happy. |
--- | 9.8% |
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Hockey Pucked You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms. |
--- | 11.5% |
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Targeting Systems That's what he gets for buying secondhand missiles. |
--- | 10% |
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Supreme Leader People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now... |
--- | 11.1% |
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