STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS DATABASE
The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut
NameThe Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut
ALL achievements24
Overall progress (24%)
Hidden achievements0
Very simple (88%):First Blood!
Very folding (6%):Aesthetic Man Unlocked!



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Icon Achievement Name OK? Progress Hidden?!
Redneck Unlocked! Redneck Unlocked!
Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.		 ---
54.2%		 ---
Old Lady Unlocked! Old Lady Unlocked!
Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.		 ---
53.5%		 ---
GunGuy Unlocked! GunGuy Unlocked!
Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.		 ---
19.7%		 ---
Hillbilly Unlocked! Hillbilly Unlocked!
Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.		 ---
34.2%		 ---
Pothead Unlocked! Pothead Unlocked!
Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.		 ---
19.2%		 ---
Tom Unlocked! Tom Unlocked!
Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.		 ---
15.7%		 ---
Aesthetic Man Unlocked! Aesthetic Man Unlocked!
Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.		 ---
6%		 ---
Unicorn Unlocked! Unicorn Unlocked!
Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.		 ---
12.1%		 ---
Octopus Unlocked! Octopus Unlocked!
Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.		 ---
12%		 ---
First Blood! First Blood!
Died for the first time. It won't be your last.		 ---
88%		 ---
Off to a Good Start Off to a Good Start
Wow... died ten times already huh?		 ---
76.4%		 ---
Hehe xD Hehe xD
You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.		 ---
40.6%		 ---
Happy Die-Centennial! Happy Die-Centennial!
You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.		 ---
33.9%		 ---
They're all repeats from here. They're all repeats from here.
You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.		 ---
26.3%		 ---
HOW?! HOW?!
You beat the entire game without dying a single time.		 ---
5.5%		 ---
Slow and Steady Wins the Race! Slow and Steady Wins the Race!
Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.		 ---
7.6%		 ---
Speed Freak! Speed Freak!
Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.		 ---
6.1%		 ---
That's Insane! That's Insane!
Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!		 ---
5.9%		 ---
Peter Unlocked! Peter Unlocked!
Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.		 ---
11.8%		 ---
Master Platformer Master Platformer
You beat the game dying less than ten times.		 ---
5.5%		 ---
Intermediate Platformer Intermediate Platformer
You beat the game dying less than fifty times.		 ---
5.9%		 ---
Novice Platformer Novice Platformer
You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.		 ---
6%		 ---
The Narrator is a DICK The Narrator is a DICK
You beat the game!		 ---
12%		 ---
Slow_Poke Slow_Poke
Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.		 ---
11.5%		 ---

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